[Guest]

Listed is a series of emails. What’s going on?

To: mary_juiced@holdthephone.gov

From: john_mac@andthen.net

Subject: Re:Dear John

An email Mary? After 8 years all I get is an email? We need to do lunch, you can bring your lawyer if you want. I’d say lets get some pasta but I’m just not in the mood. Any sign of Charlie yet?

To: john_mac@andthen.net

From: mary_juiced@holdthephone.gov

Subject: Dang it John

No sign. My mother still insists that you had this coming, and I don’t want to hear about it. The crew is still working, savgaging what they can out there and all you can do is think about Charlie. This is all his fault you know. Lunch is out of the question.

To: mary_juiced@holdthephone.gov

From: john_mac@andthen.net

Subject: Charlie’s Fault?

That’s low, even for you. What else was I suppose to do?

Edited September 4, 2008 by NM_EJL

[Guest]

John and Mary were married for 8 years.

John was working at his desk and while dropping food for Charlie, Charlie also got his wedding ring.

Charlie ate it.

John gave Charlie a laxative to get the ring back before Mary noticed.

This led to some "damages" to the house / carpet, etc.

All this was the last draw to Mary, who sent a "Dear John" email to John, breaking it off.

You're on the right track but not there yet. The crew was salvaging, and Charlie is missing.

[Guest]

You're on the right track but not there yet. The crew was salvaging, and Charlie is missing.

John and Mary were married for 8 years.

John was working at his desk and while dropping food for Charlie, Charlie also got his wedding ring.

Charlie ate it.

John gave Charlie a laxative to get the ring back before Mary noticed.

This led to some "damages" to the house / carpet, etc.

All this was the last straw for Mary, who killed Charlie and burried him in the yard, hired a carpet cleaning Crew and sent a "Dear John" email to John, breaking it off.

are we getting warmer or did I take it way off course again?

[Guest]

are we getting warmer or did I take it way off course again?

John and Mary were married for 8 years.

John was working at his desk and while dropping food for Charlie, Charlie also got his wedding ring.

Charlie ate it.

John gave Charlie a laxative to get the ring back before Mary noticed.

This led to some "damages" to the house / carpet, etc.

All this was the last straw for Mary, who killed Charlie and burried him in the yard, hired a carpet cleaning Crew and sent a "Dear John" email to John, breaking it off.

John and Mary were married for eight years. after that its wrong. Something big did happen involving Johns work and Charlie, and some pasta, but he did not feed the dog any food or rings. Keep in mind that Charlie is missing and Mary is blaming him and John for the mess, that the salvaging crew is working on.

[Guest]

was a wrecking ball involved?

did John go to an Italian restaurant (or one that serves pasta?)

[Guest]

How about

John was a sloppy eater/cooker. He must have dropped some food (pasta?) on a rubber gas line.

Charlie (his pet rat??) probably nibbled the pipeline leading to a slow leak and eventual fire burning down the house. This led to the divorce proceedings.

Charlie being a rat could also explain the mom-in-laws revulsion and warning.

[Guest]

How about

John was a sloppy eater/cooker. He must have dropped some food (pasta?) on a rubber gas line.

Charlie (his pet rat??) probably nibbled the pipeline leading to a slow leak and eventual fire burning down the house. This led to the divorce proceedings.

Charlie being a rat could also explain the mom-in-laws revulsion and warning.

This is the closest yet. but a little more immaginary than the solution.

[Prof. Templeton]

The guy was cooking something and the dog got loose. He went out to find the dog and whatever he was cooking caught on fire and burned the house down. Never found the dog.

[Guest]

The guy was cooking something and the dog got loose. He went out to find the dog and whatever he was cooking caught on fire and burned the house down. Never found the dog.

We have a winner. Except that John droped his case files on the stove and those caught on fire, burning the house down.

[Prof. Templeton]

We have a winner. Except that John droped his case files on the stove and those caught on fire, burning the house down.

So Mary works for the government, what does John do? Is he a P.I. or something?

[Guest]

So Mary works for the government, what does John do? Is he a P.I. or something?

not really. Mary works for a secret branch of the government where they grab phones and never let go. thats why she wasnt there to put out the fire. John works at a Chinese food drive through, which suprisingly has a lot of paper work associated with it and he needed to take some home to catch up. The lovable oaf Charlie likes to chase cars.

[Guest]

hey they have chinese drive through's - does not exist in the UK - maybe that and currie - I'm off to start a franchise in the UK, Hey why not every where

Also UK and a lot of eurpean places, chinese food places mostly deal in cash - now that is a lot of paper! And there it was - Gone!