Guest Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 A teenager lost his way when he took a short cut through a forest. The forest was getting deeper and deeper and seems like end at nowhere. It was midnight then, he realized he couldn't go up until the next morning. Then he noticed there was a big house, standing alone not far from him. He decided to drive nearer to the house. He stopped his car and walked to the house. He soon stood in front of the door. He knocked. The door soon been opened. An old man, carrying a lamp, appeared and asked, "What's the matter?" "I am lost, sir,” said the teenager, "Can I stay a night here?" "Sure," said the old man, with a very low voice, "follow me" They soon walked into a room. Everything looks antique here. "Oh my, this place since appear since few hundred years ago." said the teenager,” you sure it is not haunted, sir?" "What a silly question you asked, boy" said the old man. "Of coarse it is not!" "Oh, feel relieved to here that." said the teenager, “But, how sure are you?" "If it is haunted, my boy," said the old man, . . . . . "I won't stay at here for three hundred and sixty nine years long." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 i dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 i dont get it Have you ever heard people living for 369 years long before? He himself is a ghost!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Have you ever heard people living for 369 years long before? He himself is a ghost!!! Psyeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 hahaha...poor guy might have fainted there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 The guy must have shat himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 I quite enjoyed that joke myself. Any others woon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 The guy must have shat himself. i actually wanted to say that!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 I quite enjoyed that joke myself. Any others woon? You name it, you got it. Here is one more: After going out from the Halloween Night Party, 2 men walked drunkenly back to their home. Due to their drunkenness, they accidentally walked into a graveyard. “Ding, Ding, Ding” some unpleasant sound come from one of the corner of the graveyard, both men heard and get a little bit sober now. “Who’s there?” one of the man shouted. Try to being brave. “Ding, Ding, Ding”, that sound continue. “It’s from there!” the other man pointed to one of the corner, where the sounds came from. With each other companion, they braved themselves and walked to the corner, noticing an old man, wearing head-light on his head, and doing some carving job on one tomb. “You scared us, sir. What are you doing that in the night?” “B*****d!” said the old man, “They carved my name wrongly!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 I liked that one too. Where do you get them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Can i use those, minus the swears?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 I liked that one too. Where do you get them? Some forwarded jokes from my colleague and friends. And some are from what I have heard long time ago but in different language. So sorry about my poor translation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Can i use those, minus the swears?? Do you mean share this jokes to your friends, why not? After all I am not the creator of these jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 hahahaha...the second one was funny too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 They're both good!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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A teenager lost his way when he took a short cut through a forest.
The forest was getting deeper and deeper and seems like end at nowhere.
It was midnight then, he realized he couldn't go up until the next morning. Then he noticed there was a big house, standing alone not far from him.
He decided to drive nearer to the house. He stopped his car and walked to the house.
He soon stood in front of the door. He knocked.
The door soon been opened. An old man, carrying a lamp, appeared and asked, "What's the matter?"
"I am lost, sir,” said the teenager, "Can I stay a night here?"
"Sure," said the old man, with a very low voice, "follow me"
They soon walked into a room. Everything looks antique here.
"Oh my, this place since appear since few hundred years ago." said the teenager,” you sure it is not haunted, sir?"
"What a silly question you asked, boy" said the old man. "Of coarse it is not!"
"Oh, feel relieved to here that." said the teenager, “But, how sure are you?"
"If it is haunted, my boy," said the old man,
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"I won't stay at here for three hundred and sixty nine years long."
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