Guest Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 I've heard this one several times before, but it's still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 I didn't get it , but then again I don't get most jokes on the Den. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 It's about the genetic problem called "No Brain" that has popularity among lawyers . BTW, it's true about hearts too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 unreality Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 *wonders if Bb is reading this* haha poor lawyers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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