"So then the blond says: Fire! And they do! Hahahahahahahahahaha!" the bartender laughs, and the other patrons join in. The bartender notices one girl, at the other end of the bar, who isn't laughing. He strides over and sees that she's a blond- Uh-oh, the bartender mutters to himself. I hate living in today's politically correct society...
"Did I offend you, miss?" he asks.
"No," she replies, looking up at him with unseeing eyes, and he sees that she's African American and incredibly short. "I'm a blond, black Jewish emo blind handicapped redneck lesbian dwarf- and I'm a lawyer. I'm the blunt of every joke."
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"So then the blond says: Fire! And they do! Hahahahahahahahahaha!" the bartender laughs, and the other patrons join in. The bartender notices one girl, at the other end of the bar, who isn't laughing. He strides over and sees that she's a blond- Uh-oh, the bartender mutters to himself. I hate living in today's politically correct society...
"Did I offend you, miss?" he asks.
"No," she replies, looking up at him with unseeing eyes, and he sees that she's African American and incredibly short. "I'm a blond, black Jewish emo blind handicapped redneck lesbian dwarf- and I'm a lawyer. I'm the blunt of every joke."
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