[Guest]

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were marooned on an island 100 miles out from the mainland. The redhead finally decided she didn't want to stay on the island anymore and that she was going to try to get to shore. She swam out 10 miles, got tired, and drowned. A few days later the brunette said that she wanted to get off the island and see if the redhead had made it. She swam out 25 miles, got tired, and drowned. A few days after, the blonde said, "I want to get off this island and see if the brunette and redhead made it." She swam out 50 miles, got tired, and swam back.

A blonde walked into a store and asked to buy the microwave. The sales clerk said, "No, sorry, we don't serve blondes here." The blonde was angry but she left and got a brunette wig. She came back and said, "I want to buy that microwave." The clerk said, "No, sorry, we don't serve blondes." Again, she was angry but she left. This time she got a redhead wig and came back. "I want to buy that microwave," she said again. "We don't serve blondes." was her answer. She pulled off her wig and yelled, "How did you know I was blonde?" The clerk smirked and said, "Cause that's a refrigerator."

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[Guest]

um...these have already been on the site...so it might be considered plagiarizing.

[akaslickster]

To get to the salon for some more bleach.

Why did the blonde cross the street?

[akaslickster]

A bombshell.

What do you call the outside of a blondes brain.

[Guest]

lol, funny

[akaslickster]

How did the blonde fall out of the tree?

By chasing after a squirrel that stole her hair-coloring.

[Guest]

hello! haha!

funny!

this is another blonde joke...

theres a blonde and a brunette and they want to buy a bull. so the brunette goes to the market with $500 and finds a perfect, healthy bull. It cost $499 and she buys it. Then she goes to the public phone to call up the blonde to bring a trailer to carry the bull away. When she types the number, the operator says,"Every word you say costs $1." So the brunette thinks for 10 minutes then says to send her "comfortable." Then the operator says" How can that help?" The brunette replies "Dont worry, she'll read it very slowly."

do ya like it?

if you dont under stand it it means=

com=come

for= for

ta=the

ble= bull

hope u liked it!

Edited July 18, 2008 by cornflakes

[Guest]

wow!! that's cool, thnx 4 sharin'!!! oh wait, did the blonde show up?....and how's that funny?

[Guest]

I get it is saying the bloonde reads slow enough to mess up the word but in thiis case it is good lol

[Guest]

I get it is saying the bloonde reads slow enough to mess up the word but in thiis case it is good lol

oh!! durh...

[Guest]

Haven't seen this one here: On a flight to New York a blonde sat down in first class and told the person next to her "I'm Blond Beautiful and I'm going to New York!", "Well good for you, but that's not your seat" replies her neighbor. "Well I don't care, I'm Blond Beautiful and I'm going to New York!". The stewardess has the same problem and goes to the captain "Sir we have a passenger in first class that won't go back to her seat in coach,she keeps saying I'm Blond Beautiful and I'm going to New York" The captain replies"Well my wife's a blond let me try" He goes back to first class and sees the blond telling yet another passenger her hair color, attributes and destination. He leans over and whispers in her ear and she looks at him and says"Well why didn't you say so!" and gets up and goes back to her seat in coach. How did you do that? she wouldn't listen to any of us!" says the stewardess, the captain says" as you know my wife's a blond, I just told her first class isn't going to New York"

[Guest]

Haven't seen this one here: On a flight to New York a blonde sat down in first class and told the person next to her "I'm Blond Beautiful and I'm going to New York!", "Well good for you, but that's not your seat" replies her neighbor. "Well I don't care, I'm Blond Beautiful and I'm going to New York!". The stewardess has the same problem and goes to the captain "Sir we have a passenger in first class that won't go back to her seat in coach,she keeps saying I'm Blond Beautiful and I'm going to New York" The captain replies"Well my wife's a blond let me try" He goes back to first class and sees the blond telling yet another passenger her hair color, attributes and destination. He leans over and whispers in her ear and she looks at him and says"Well why didn't you say so!" and gets up and goes back to her seat in coach. How did you do that? she wouldn't listen to any of us!" says the stewardess, the captain says" as you know my wife's a blond, I just told her first class isn't going to New York"

thats a good one!!!

[Guest]

how about:

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all friends and were all stuck on an island. One day, the redhead found a mysterious lamp and rubbed it. A genie came out and said "I will grant each of you one wish."

The redhead thought for a moment and said, "I want to be with my family again." POOF! She vanished.

The brunette thought for a moment and said, "I want to be with my family, too." POOF! She vanished as well.

The blonde, who had no family, thought for a long time and said, "I wish my friends would come back."