Guest Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Instructions for using drive up ATM machine Male Instructions: Pull up to ATMInsert cardEnter PINTake cash, card and receiptDrive away Female Instructions: Pull up to ATMBack up and pull forward to get closerShut off enginePut keys in purseGet out of car because you're too far from machineHunt for card in purseInsert cardHunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it.Enter PINStudy instructions.Hit "cancel"Re-enter correct PINCheck balanceLook for envelopeLook in purse for penMake out deposit slipEndorse checksMake depositStudy instructionsMake cash withdrawalGet in carCheck makeupLook for keysStart carCheck makeupStart pulling awayStopBack to machineGet out of carTake card and receiptGet back in carPut card in walletPut receipt in checkbookEnter deposits and withdrawals in checkbookClear area in purse for wallet and checkbookCheck makeupPut car in reversePut car in driveDrive away from machineDrive 3 milesRelease parking brake Oops! I forget the rest of the male instructions: Forget to inform wife (who maintains the checking account) of said ATM withdrawal.Get angry with wife when the account is overdrawn!Look sheepish when she finds ATM withdrawal slips in your wallet 3 months later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Step #41 is my favorite. I've actually seen that happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Lol, except the male instructions are only so short because we all know men do not have the ability to multi-task so you have to keep it brief and snappy for them to have a hope of memorizing. Could you imagine a guy following the instructions while holding the piece of paper (and occasionally reading from it)?! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 onetruth Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Yah, it's funny cuz it's true. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 hmph....way to stereotype us women <_< <_< I'm different 'cause I'm in a big Tundra...and I ain't a prissy who wears makeup Ur statements 'bout the men r right 'cause they ain't smaht 'nuff to remember much.... <_< :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 hmph....way to stereotype us women <_< <_< I'm different 'cause I'm in a big Tundra...and I ain't a prissy who wears makeup Ur statements 'bout the men r right 'cause they ain't smaht 'nuff to remember much.... <_< Reminds me ot the time my wife said "How come I be maried someone stupid and handsome" to which I said - "I am hansome enough for you to be atracted to me, and I am stupid enough to be attracted to you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 Reminds me ot the time my wife said "How come I be maried someone stupid and handsome" to which I said - "I am hansome enough for you to be atracted to me, and I am stupid enough to be attracted to you" hehe...nice :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Reminds me ot the time my wife said "How come I be maried someone stupid and handsome" to which I said - "I am hansome enough for you to be atracted to me, and I am stupid enough to be attracted to you" and she let you live? i wouldn't have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 and she let you live? i wouldn't have.She loves me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 (edited) She loves me Well, isn't that convienient Edited July 4, 2008 by Kay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 4, 2008 Report Share Posted July 4, 2008 Well, isn't that convienient yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Instructions for using drive up ATM machine
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Oops! I forget the rest of the male instructions:
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