bonanova Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery!"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?Why is a boxing ring square? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips after you use it?Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why is what doctors do called "practice?"Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?Anyone who has an answer for any of these please do not post it. Life's more fun just as it is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Lock your own thread! Nail down coffin lids in case the doctor was practising declaring patients dead - don't want any live ones escaping now do we! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 . . .Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? . . .Anyone who has an answer for any of these please do not post it. Life's more fun just as it is... Sorry I couldn't resist. A: for the same reason they put fences around cemetaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 bonanova Posted May 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Nope ... the reason cemeteries need fences is that people are dying to get in. Coffin nails must be for another reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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