[Guest]

The king sentences his minister for disloyalty. The minister must teach the kings favorite horse to sing opera within one month or he will be tortured to death on the rack. Also the horse must sing not from the mouth but from its arse. What circumstances might arise that could save the ministers life?

[Guest]

The king sentences his minister for disloyalty. The minister must teach the kings favorite horse to sing opera within one month or he will be tortured to death on the rack. Also the horse must sing not from the mouth but from its arse. What circumstances might arise that could save the ministers life?

What if the disloyalty for being loyal to the king's son who killed the king within that month and the new king allowed the minister free.

[Guest]

What if the disloyalty for being loyal to the king's son who killed the king within that month and the new king allowed the minister free.

Thats definitely one!

[akaslickster]

The king sentences his minister for disloyalty. The minister must teach the kings favorite horse to sing opera within one month or he will be tortured to death on the rack. Also the horse must sing not from the mouth but from its arse. What circumstances might arise that could save the ministers life?

The horse will never be taught to sing one way or another so see spoiler.

The minister used ventriloquism and faked the singing like in Mr. Ed and the king bought it and freed him.

Edited April 14, 2008 by akaslickster

[Guest]

The minister used ventriloquism and faked the singing like in Mr. Ed and the king bought it and freed him.

The horse will never be taught to sing one way or another so see spoiler.

there is one more obvious one and we'll leave it at that. The lesson is that the horse learned to sing through its arse. Never discount the unlikely. But what else could save the minister?

[akaslickster]

The minister could of been saved by his guardian angel. The horse got to sing and play the harp. The next American Idol. Hooray

[Guest]

The minister could of been saved by his guardian angel. The horse got to sing and play the harp. The next American Idol. Hooray

putting this one to bed he escaped.

[akaslickster]

I sure wish I knew exactly how he escaped. Don't ya love a mystery?

[Guest]

maybe I'm just thinking about this the wrong way, but the first thing that came to my mind was the minister made the horse really gassy and it farted?

[akaslickster]

This is so funny that I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!