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Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference. At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought only one ticket between them. How are you going to travel on a single ticket? asked a lawyer. Wait and watch, answered one of the engineers. When they boarded the train, the lawyers took their seats, but the three engineers crammed into a toilet and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train started, the ticket collector arrived. He knocked on the toilet door and asked, Ticket please. The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The ticket collector took it and moved on. Seeing this, the lawyers decided to the same thing on the return trip. So when they got to the station, they bought only one ticket. To their astonishment, the engineers didn't buy any. How are you going to travel without a ticket? asked one of the perplexed lawyers. Wait and watch, answered an engineer. In the train, the three engineers crammed into a toilet and the three lawyers into another nearby. Soon after the train started, one of the engineers got out of the toilet and walked to one where the lawyers were hiding. He knocked on the door and said, Ticket, please.

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Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference. At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought only one ticket between them. ‘How are you going to travel on a single ticket?’ asked a lawyer. ‘Wait and watch,’ answered one of the engineers. When they boarded the train, the lawyers took their seats, but the three engineers crammed into a toilet and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train started, the ticket collector arrived. He knocked on the toilet door and asked, ‘Ticket please.’ The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The ticket collector took it and moved on. Seeing this, the lawyers decided to the same thing on the return trip. So when they got to the station, they bought only one ticket. To their astonishment, the engineers didn'’t buy any. ‘How are you going to travel without a ticket?’ asked one of the perplexed lawyers. ‘Wait and watch,’ answered an engineer. In the train, the three engineers crammed into a toilet and the three lawyers into another nearby. Soon after the train started, one of the engineers got out of the toilet and walked to one where the lawyers were hiding. He knocked on the door and said, ‘Ticket, please.’

Really nice one !!!!111

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Moral of the story : Knock on the toilet door whenever you are in a train .

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Moral of the story : Knock on the toilet door whenever you are in a train .

They all would have died if they had entered into the Indian railway toilets. N other thing three people cant stand inside due to litter all around.

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Worth another star - but it does not fit!

What's faster than a speeding train????

Any one... or wss Superman from India?

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I like it. Guess the engineers r smarter than the lawyers.

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in continutaion of this incident.......when the lawer and engineer were going from mumbai to lokandwala in local train

the lawer decided that they will also not take any ticket...but this time all the engineer take the ticket..

when the TT came to chekc the ticket lawer were searching fro a toilet in the local traing....poor lawer caught Without Ticket....

local train does'nt have tolets.....

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in continutaion of this incident.......when the lawer and engineer were going from mumbai to lokandwala in local train

the lawer decided that they will also not take any ticket...but this time all the engineer take the ticket..

when the TT came to chekc the ticket lawer were searching fro a toilet in the local traing....poor lawer caught Without Ticket....

local train does'nt have tolets.....

U might want to actually try typing so we can understand it, especially without all that stuff. I want 2 hear what u gots ta say.

Gotsta bounce, yo.

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They all would have died if they had entered into the Indian railway toilets. N other thing three people cant stand inside due to litter all around.

Totally agree with you there Love the puzzle.

Actually MORAL: Lawyers are losers!!!!!!!!!! no offense

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Totally agree with you there Love the puzzle.

Actually MORAL: Lawyers are losers!!!!!!!!!! no offense

I bet you are an engineer

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U might want to actually try typing so we can understand it, especially without all that stuff. I want 2 hear what u gots ta say.

Gotsta bounce, yo.

In the local trains of Mumbai, there are no toilets as they are short distance trains. In my joke,the train in which the lawyers and engineers are traveling is a long distance train, hence there are toilets.... so as per pinks joke,while the engineers and lawyers are traveling in a local train(with no toilet), the TC(ticket collector) catches the lawyers as they are without tickets...here they try to imitate the engineers by not purchasing tickets but the poor guys forget that they have no place to hide themselves in the train while the engineers have purchased the tickets

nice one there pinks