Guest Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for week snow." He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so." His wife says, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door?" To which he replies, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so". "Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break." "I'm not a carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!" So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house he notices the steps are fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd you get all of this fixed?", he asks. She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake." "So what kind of cake did you bake him?, the husband asks. She replied, "Helloooo.......... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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0 Guest Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 Hahaha. Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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A husband is at home watching a football game
when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the
light in the hallway? It's been flickering for week
snow."
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Does
it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my
forehead?
I don't think so."
His wife says, "Well then, could you fix the
fridge door?"
To which he replies, "Fix the fridge door? Does it
look
like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead?
I don't think so".
"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the
steps
to the front door? They're about to break."
"I'm not a carpenter and I don't want to fix the
steps,"
he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware
written
on my forehead?
I don't think so. I've had enough of you.
I'm going to the bar!!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of
hours.
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his
wife,
and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into
the house he notices the steps are fixed. As he enters
the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he
goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is
fixed.
"Honey, how'd you get all of this fixed?", he asks.
She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and
cried.
Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong and
I told him. He offered to do all the repairs and all I
had to do was either go to bed with him or bake him
a cake."
"So what kind of cake did you bake him?, the husband
asks.
She replied, "Helloooo.......... Do you see Betty
Crocker
written on my forehead?
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