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If this has been posted before, sorry. I searched and could not find it.

How do you get an elephant into a grocery bag?

Take the "s" out of "safe," and the "f" out of "way."

There is no "f" in way - there is no f-in' way

[Guest]

riddle?

R-Rated!

Oh well, i've heard this before...

[Guest]

I'd say PG-13 at the most.

[Guest]

buy elephant ears- someone else actually puts it in the bag too!!!!

[Guest]

How many grocery bags can you use? If there's no limit...break out the chainsaw and start cutting the elephant into bag-sized pieces!

Maybe not the best answer, but hey, it works.

[Guest]

If this has been posted before, sorry. I searched and could not find it.

How do you get an elephant into a grocery bag?

Take the "s" out of "safe," and the "f" out of "way."

There is no "f" in way - there is no f-in' way

Very funny! I don't get the hint though.