[Guest]

So, there were three gay guys in a car. They drive up to a stoplight and the driver doesnt want to stop. *snap* Goes his fingers and the light changes from red to green. The guy in the backseat was like, "how did you do that?" and the driver responded "because we gay guys know everything. They are driving right along and come to another stop light. The driver, again, doesnt want to stop. *snap* And the light turns from red to green. The guy in the passenger seat was like "no how did you know that one?" and the driver happily responded "because man, i told you, we gay guys know everything." They finally get to their friends house and they go up to the door and ring the.... um......

[Guest]

doorbell. cuz gay guys know everything. xD would work but im a girl.

[Guest]

You could substitute guys with girls so... hahaha. do you have any?

[Guest]

tried this on my cousin and he got all mad at me, threatening to beat me up... it was funny

[Guest]

Haha, try it on your parents, my dad didnt get it at first and then i had to explain it. Its not really a good joke when you have to explain it.

[Guest]

don't...........get.........it...........

lol i'm really sorry i have to make someone explain it, but please?

Edited June 11, 2010 by Bob Loblaw

[Guest]

The guys in the car are gay. He knows everything, like when the light is going to change. So he says 3...2...1 the light changes to whatever color he calls out. Then you end the joke by saying "Then the guys go up to th door and ring the....." then the person you are trying to trick says doorbell. When he says that then he must be gay because gay guys know everything. (he knew what you were thinking of)

[gvg]

NOOOOOOOWWWWW I get it. =)