[Guest]

Here it is:

A bell rings. A man dies. A bell rings. What happened?

Ask me yes or no questions to figure out the answer. Good luck

[Guest]

Here it is:

A bell rings. A man dies. A bell rings. What happened?

Ask me yes or no questions to figure out the answer. Good luck

1. Is the man in a boxing match?

2. Can the man hear the bell?

[rsn]

highly unlikely but

the elevator door opens with a bell

the man steps in but there is no floor there he falls

the door closes with a bell

[Guest]

The man is fixing/installing a doorbell when someone activates it electricuting him? They get no response so they ring it again.

[Guest]

Working in a bell tower, late in the morning, a pigeon exterminator is startled by the ringing of the noon bell. He falls to his untimely death as the clock strikes twelve(I guess it's not that untimely, it happened at exactly noon).

[onetruth]

a blind man swimming?

[Guest]

A man is walking down the street in San Fransisco, a trolley rings his bell the man is hit and dies the trolley rings his bell

[Guest]

the man is strapped to the ball inside a huge bell in a church. when the bell swings...the first ring is the ball hitting the side of the bell, then on the second swing, the ball crushes the man, then on the third swing, the bell rings again.... what do you think?

[Guest]

The man is in a duel in the old west. He faces his opponent in the afternoon. At two o'clock the bell in the clock tower strikes once. His opponent fires first, killing the man. The bell strikes again.

My first post =)

[onetruth]

The man is in a duel in the old west. He faces his opponent in the afternoon. At two o'clock the bell in the clock tower strikes once. His opponent fires first, killing the man. The bell strikes again.

My first post =)

Welcome to the Den! Nice answer.

[Guest]

A man is lying in his hospital bed dying. The bell rings to signify that he needs assistance as his vitals are dropping. Unfortunately, and ever so sad, the man passes away leaving three children and a comely wife who is now stuck with medical bills, funeral costs, and the heart crushing grief of losing her loving husband. The three kids grow up with a step father that beats them because he and the mom are now alcoholics trying to drown the sorrows of her husbands passing and his troubles of trying to raise three kids working a part time construction job in this horrible economy. Oh yeah, the bell rang again after the man died, to signify that the vitals were now completely dropped and he is dead. What a world....

[Guest]

Now all that those affected can hear is a sad recollection of how the bells tolls for another soul.....ding.......ding.......ding......ding...... Sigh......ding.....ding.....

[onetruth]

A man is lying in his hospital bed dying. The bell rings to signify that he needs assistance as his vitals are dropping. Unfortunately, and ever so sad, the man passes away leaving three children and a comely wife who is now stuck with medical bills, funeral costs, and the heart crushing grief of losing her loving husband. The three kids grow up with a step father that beats them because he and the mom are now alcoholics trying to drown the sorrows of her husbands passing and his troubles of trying to raise three kids working a part time construction job in this horrible economy. Oh yeah, the bell rang again after the man died, to signify that the vitals were now completely dropped and he is dead. What a world....

love it...lol

2 angels just got their wings.

[Guest]

Are we gonna get an answer? Just going to assume i'm right, or have saddened people beyond wanting to do puzzles.

[Guest]

1. Is the man in a boxing match?

2. Can the man hear the bell?

1. no

2. yes...

[Guest]

a blind man swimming?

Yes, but there's more to it

[onetruth]

He heard a bell, perhaps on a boat, and swam toward it. Then he drowned. Then his alarm on the shore went off, signifying the direction he should've gone....had he not mistaken the first bell for his alarm. A common problem, no doubt.

[Guest]

it's clear what happened.

this is just an average day on the planet earth,

Deaths/day - 155,000 (Aug. 3, 2005 data) so 1,79 deaths per secundum, if a bell rings at least one man dies

Edited March 18, 2010 by det

[Guest]

A bell rings, signaling the opening of Wal-Mart on Black Friday. Then, the empoyee opening the door gets trampled to death. Then the bell rings again, signaling the door closing.