A businessman from New York decides to go on a "second honeymoon" with his wife, whom he married a year ago. He arranges everything, but forgot to check his wife's schedule. She has to go a day later. So he decides to go on his own, and settle everything down - unpack the luggage, etc. - so she will be able to relax straight from the moment she gets there. The destination is Hawaii.
The man arrives to Hawaii on a very hot day. It's almost 40 degrees Celsius. So, he goes to the hotel, unpacks the luggage, and gets his laptop. He sends an e-mail to his wife. However, he makes a mistake and sends it to a 55 year old woman, who just returned from her husbands funeral, in LA. The woman reads the mail and gets a heart attack. What was in the mail? I'll tell you. Or even better yet, I'll show you:
"To my loving wife,
I have arrived at our room. I have made sure that everything is ready for your arrival here, tomorrow.
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A businessman from New York decides to go on a "second honeymoon" with his wife, whom he married a year ago. He arranges everything, but forgot to check his wife's schedule. She has to go a day later. So he decides to go on his own, and settle everything down - unpack the luggage, etc. - so she will be able to relax straight from the moment she gets there. The destination is Hawaii.
The man arrives to Hawaii on a very hot day. It's almost 40 degrees Celsius. So, he goes to the hotel, unpacks the luggage, and gets his laptop. He sends an e-mail to his wife. However, he makes a mistake and sends it to a 55 year old woman, who just returned from her husbands funeral, in LA. The woman reads the mail and gets a heart attack. What was in the mail? I'll tell you. Or even better yet, I'll show you:
"To my loving wife,
I have arrived at our room. I have made sure that everything is ready for your arrival here, tomorrow.
Your loving husband
PS: It sure is hot down here!"
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