Riddle: What’s the difference between love and marriage? Answer: Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener!
Riddle: Why did the bicycle fall over? Answer: Because it was two-tired!
Riddle: What do you call two birds that get married? Answer: Lovebirds!
Riddle: What’s the best way to impress a baker? Answer: Bring them flours!
Riddle: What’s the most romantic part of a computer? Answer: The date and the “love” program!