1) What gets higher as it falls? snow
2) How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? put pegs in the ground
3) Why did the overweight actor fall through the theater floor? the trap door was open
4) What happened to the man who invented the silent alarm clock? he died...well everyone does eventually!
5) What's the best known star with a tail? Lassie
6) How did an actor get his name up in lights in every theater in the country? he renamed himself Watts
7) Where would you find a square ring? at a boxing match
8.) What do you give a bald rabbit? a wooly jumper
9) How do you make a slow horse fast? add an engine
10) Why did Sam wear a pair of pants with three large holes? sam was a dog the third hole for his tail
