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I wanted to see how hard it was to solve.
My name is Patrick Hickey and this is my business card. The first thing you will notice is that it is a very pretentious business card. There is a lot of pretending going on, both by myself and by my business card. If it helps with the metaphor, I sell the business card in a disposeable meatsack that I got from the meat aisle of a walmart. So, obviously if I am taking the card out of the meatsack then it is not the card for the meatsack. It just happens to be inside of it.
The title to the piece is My Recipe for Key Lim