denizcan

You sleep with me , And you wake up with me , You speak with me , And you sing with me . And you know you would die , İf i wouldn't be What am i ? Do you know me ?

-What would be the name of the wife of King Kong ? -Queen Kong . -Why was the 13th man always calm ? -Because there were 12 Angry Man .

1941 Their heart filled with brutality , The relentless came here to take me . But i knew how to defend myself . So they came in anger , and killed themselves . The lives of millions have been stolen , Even women and children died . A lot have gone , a lot have fallen , But my heart , My heart can never be broken . Original poem by denizcan Do you know which place this is ?

Deep in the heart of London , The great symbol of Brittain lies , A hundred metres in the sky , The grand bell chimes . Which building is it ?

İf you come to Missouri , you'll see , The door to the west , Built in 1963 . Do you know which building it is ?

Share your funny poems here ! Roses are red . Daisies are blue , And i wonder , How they got blue .

Share short , stupid jokes here . For example : What's up ? The sky - Who lives in the White House ? - Some guy who painted his house white .