Aaryan

Dude, this thing was posted in 2009. I think her essay is LONG overdue by this point.

I can rest in peace.

Watchtower: Y-san Roster: 1. Aaryan - voting for Aaryan 2. Panther- voting for Aaryan 3. dee_tot - voting for Aaryan 4. Kikacat123- voting for Aaryan 5. Araver - DEAD [?] Killed by "The Light" 6. Vommack - voting for Aaryan 7. Kingofpain - voting for Aaryan 8. Flamebirde-voting for Aaryan 9. Minesweeper - DEAD [Red Arrow] Lynched 10. MikeD - DEAD [?] Killed by "The Light" 11. ShadowAngel7- voting for Aaryan It's people like you, Y-san, that disappoint me. Trying to suppress my Baddie heritage? Well, I'm a red and I'm proud.

Why would I need to frame you? You're already my teammate, after all! Besides, there's no point since everyone knows that you're a Baddie and need to be lynched. Get him, guys! No? Ok...

Y-san, you haven't told the yet? Secretly, we are all Baddies but nobody but four of us "real baddies" knows it, so they're all blind. There's actually just one true goodie and when he is lynched then my secret faction of four people (who are not actually part of the game, but secretly playing from the games forum) will have to lynch the rest of you goodies in order to get the uber-win which Y-san will award us. I would have told you in the BTSC vomm, but you brought it up in here, you fool. And now everyone knows and the only true goodie is actually kingofpain and we should all lynch him in order to win.

But flame, you approved of it just a few minutes ago... How can you turn on me like this? We've got to work together! You said, and quote "Aaryan your plan is awesome go ahead and yes this is totally flamebirde speaking." Boom. Verbatim.

But - but you are a vi--Oh, right! Everyone, dee's a Goodie! Believe me, because I am the most trustworthy person in the game! I told you in the BTSC, dee, that I got a secret role that nobody knows about! Y-san, I'm going to out myself. Guys, I am Iron Man - WinCon: Everybody in the forum dead Cannot die because he is awesome. Knows the roles of everybody in the game as well as those of people in all games past, present, and future, as well as in all alternate realities.

Good idea. Alienate yourself from me so that they don't suspect you! But , keep close to the BTSC. I need your help convincing them I'm really a secret faction sent in from Krypton in order to assassinate Clark Kent and crown myself King of the Milky Way. Make sure you get vommack in on it too. He's done such a great job at attacking me that nobody will suspect him! It's the perfect cover! Brilliant, guys.

I'm claiming The Incredible Hulk . I thought that was obvious! But don't you know that? I told you my ploy in the BTSC! If you want us to win, dee, you need to pay more attention!

Come on, Panther, I thought at least YOU would stick up for me! After all we've been through together! This whole game as a team! Ah, good times. I'll tell you more about it in the BTSC, but we don't want the Goodies to know about us, right? Right! Make sure you get Shadow as well, and together I'm sure we'll think of a way to get me out of this. Perhaps we can use my secret abil-- ahem, superior logic - to save me? Teamwork, right? Edit for confidential information that nobody can know about except my Baddie buddies, pertaining to all our strategies, ideas, lunch plans, and pet store checklists

Alright, alright, I'll tell you...I am a secret agent working for DC comics trying to scout out demographics for our upcoming series: "The Maf". It's about a young boy who's thrown into the world of organized crime after his parents were cruelly murdered, and taking up the identity of the "Maf" a payment-collector for the boss. Eventually, though, he must go up against the mafia world as he realizes that there was a whole lot more behind the murder of his parents. Y-san is actually my business partner, and since I have not yet been able to find out just how well-received our comic was, I can't die. At least not until y'all tell me your real roles and then what you think of the comic. So don't even bother lynching me, Y-san will have no choice but to save me. But I hear KitKat's a real red. I suggest lynching her. Don't deny is, Kat, I heard you slamming vommack in the BTSC.

Edit, double.

Watchtower: Y-san Roster: 1. Aaryan 2. Panther- voting for Aaryan 3. dee_tot - voting for Aaryan 4. Kikacat123 5. Araver - DEAD [?] Killed by "The Light" 6. Vommack 7. Kingofpain - voting for Aaryan 8. Flamebirde 9. Minesweeper - DEAD [Red Arrow] Lynched 10. MikeD - DEAD [?] Killed by "The Light" 11. ShadowAngel7- voting for Aaryan Who, little old me? Maybe I just had fast reflexes

Props to Kitkat for promptly jumping on the (admittedly fun-sized) bandwagon on me. Also, will be gone most of tomorrow, but not sure if it matters since i's Night. Just in case y'all miss me.

My bad - had a busy day and didn't quite realize the extent of my activities. Also, vomm...uh...I'm almost certain you're a potato, but surely nobody'll believe me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_motor Wait, see what you mean. Might work, but need power source.

Well, when I thought of motor, I meant a literal motor like blender blades, on a HUGE scale. How would you pull the sled up, is my question? I was thinking more of causing the motors to spin and turn the ice into snow.

Doesn't work, rope needs to be less than 100m. Also, one item at a time.

Ah, pre-N1 banter, how I missed you.

I'm going to take this as a compliment., because I'm a teenage boy and my right to do so is in the Stupidity Clause of of the Constitution.

Giant Motor was found! Aaryan put the Giant Motor into the KEY pocket. A simple motor; anyone is capable of building, but on a magnificent scale of 100m. So that we can work it like a blender, and soften up the ice to make it snow. Probably make it easier to traverse. If this is too mechanical, I wish up a giant blender blade and hope that others put together the motor part (e.g electromagnet, coil of wire, etc.)

Italics make everything funnier.

I know

Watchtower: Y-san Roster: 1. Aaryan 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11.

During his colluquy with the cartomancy specialist, he learned that the cyanogenesis of his house plant would create an event of cosmotellurian proportions.