EDM

I got this from a website.....I actually found them funny, especially after my mom started quoting one of them.... Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want? Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids. "Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?" You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.

wow!!! that was a good one..!!!

thanks! i'll make more soon.... but for now.....it's time to hit the hay.....goodnight/evening...

Thanks to all who tried this riddle..... I hope all of you enjoyed it....

YES!!!!!!! YOU GOT IT!!!

no.....um......check again......

yep! so what's the answer?

yes! DD got it!! Now....compare them and you will find The answer to something that's quite unkind

The withered, the dusty The broken, the rusty Why being so whiny Go get that, how shiny read 2nd and 4th line..... so far......none of your answers are correct.....but i know you'll figure it out.....

closer to the first.......

this is a wonderful first riddle btw!!!

no correct answers, but since it's one part left before the final round.....i'll just inform all of you that the word is NOT tangible.....it's an adjective... now you better get it...... P.S: oh....jkb.....not the answer, but you're sort of closer........