THINGS YOU DONT WANNA HEAR IN AN AIR PLANE
Captain thru intercom:
- Ten bucks says I CAN land on top of that mountain.
- "Zzzzzzzzzz..."
-"I wish all these planes had those mid air refuelling things"
-The manual, the manual, where the F**K is the manual?"
-“Our sudden loss of altitude allows a unique close up perspective of the local terrain. I assure you that it’s all part of our airlines new commitment to make your flight a sight seeing expedition.”
-"Isn't it amazing w