THINGS YOU DONT WANNA HEAR IN AN AIR PLANE Captain thru intercom: - Ten bucks says I CAN land on top of that mountain. - "Zzzzzzzzzz..." -"I wish all these planes had those mid air refuelling things" -The manual, the manual, where the F**K is the manual?" -“Our sudden loss of altitude allows a unique close up perspective of the local terrain. I assure you that it’s all part of our airlines new commitment to make your flight a sight seeing expedition.” -"Isn't it amazing w