Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Lawyers & Accountants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Whats the difference between Google and the professions???? Google will charge you by the Click and no buts & ifs, while the professions will charge you by the hour but then say just the retainer for now and the rest by installation eh! my friend????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Whats the phrase "I object" mean to a lawyer compared to an accountant??? When a lawyer say "I object" it means cut the bullsh*t while to an accountant it means more money mate, eh!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 What an accountant do that a lawyer doesn't??? tell the simple truth.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Whats the difference between a good accountant and a great accountant???? The good one will tell you what you need to know, while the great one will tell you what you want to know!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 How can you tell the difference between a lawyer and an accountant wearing a suit???? One is slim and the other is chuppy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Which one have more respect for religion, the lawyer or the accountant???? Both do 'cause thats how they get paid.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Which one tend to have a bigger house, lawyer or accountant???? both to stack their clients' wealth.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 which one is better looking, lawyer or accountant???? depends on which university you went to, eh????hhahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Whats the difference between lawyer's numbers and the accountant's numbers???? One predicts the profitability of a client while the other the potential to take that profit from the client... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Which one smiles more??? Of course the lawyer 'cause thats when they lie but the other cause that's when the numbers look right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 When does a lawyer is subject to audit???? when the accountant thinks he's behind!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 When does an accountant appear in court??? when the lawyer go windowdressing!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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