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Lawyers & Accountants

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Whats the difference between Google and the professions????

Google will charge you by the Click and no buts & ifs, while the professions will charge you by the hour but then say just the retainer for now and the rest by installation eh! my friend?????

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Whats the phrase "I object" mean to a lawyer compared to an accountant???

When a lawyer say "I object" it means cut the bullsh*t while to an accountant it means more money mate, eh!!!!!!!

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What an accountant do that a lawyer doesn't???

tell the simple truth....

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Whats the difference between a good accountant and a great accountant????

The good one will tell you what you need to know, while the great one will tell you what you want to know!!!!!!!

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How can you tell the difference between a lawyer and an accountant wearing a suit????

One is slim and the other is chuppy....

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Which one have more respect for religion, the lawyer or the accountant????

Both do 'cause thats how they get paid....

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Which one tend to have a bigger house, lawyer or accountant????

both to stack their clients' wealth....

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which one is better looking, lawyer or accountant????

depends on which university you went to, eh????hhahahahaha

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Whats the difference between lawyer's numbers and the accountant's numbers????

One predicts the profitability of a client while the other the potential to take that profit from the client...

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Which one smiles more???

Of course the lawyer 'cause thats when they lie but the other cause that's when the numbers look right...

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When does a lawyer is subject to audit????

when the accountant thinks he's behind!!!!!

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When does an accountant appear in court???

when the lawyer go windowdressing!!!!!!

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