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#1 Poul

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 04:44 PM

Joke #1:

Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one.

 

 

Joke #2:

Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed.

 

 

Joke #3:

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
- A stick.


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#2 Poul

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 04:46 PM

Joke #4:

The most important item in an order will no longer be available.

 

 

Joke #5:

People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.

 

 

Joke #6:

There is a right way, a wrong way, and my way to do everything.


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#3 Poul

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 04:48 PM

Joke #7:

If your beauty is on the inside, turn yourself inside out.

 

 

Joke #8:

It takes money to make money because you have to copy the design exactly.

 

 

Joke #9:

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

 

 

Joke #10:

You cannot taste me, until you undress me.


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#4 Poul

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 04:57 PM

Joke #11:

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

 

 

Joke #12:

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

 

 

Joke #13:

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

 

 

Joke #14:

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

 

 

Joke #15:

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.


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#5 phil1882

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Posted 05 July 2013 - 10:41 PM

always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

 

if someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, would that be a hostage situation?

 

eat right, exercise often, die anyway.

 

the fastest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your wallet.

 

if you don't know where your going any direction will do.

 

if the energizer bunny attacked someone, would he be charged with battery?


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