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#1 aineshane

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 03:06 PM

A tea manufacturer wanted a new advertising gimmick, so the senior creative
man at the advertising agency decided to go to Rome to see if he could
persuade the Pope to make a TV commercial.
"We’ll give you one hundred thousand pounds for a ten second commercial,"
the ad man told the pontiff. All you have say is: "Give us this day our daily
tea"
"I'm sorry," replied the Pope, "but I can’t do that."
"Five hundred thousand," offered the adman.
"I’m afraid not," said the Pope, solemnly.
"All right. One million pounds. And that’s our very last offer."
But still the Pope refused. On his way back, disappointed adman turned to
his secretary and said: "It's odd that the Pope refused to do a commercial for
tea. I wonder how much the bread people are giving him."

:D :D :D :) :) :D :D :D
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#2 Lost in space

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 03:14 PM

Funny man that pope,

Just the other day he walked into a shop and slid on some poop! - Ouch! He hit is head on the floor.
While recovering, another man walked in and slid also. The pope looked at him and said "I just did that"
So the man hit him!
:D :D :D :) :) :D :D :D
love english, so much fun!
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#3 grey cells

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 07:50 AM

Funny man that pope,

Just the other day he walked into a shop and slid on some poop! - Ouch! He hit is head on the floor.
While recovering, another man walked in and slid also. The pope looked at him and said "I just did that"
So the man hit him!
:D :D :D :) :) :D :D :D
love english, so much fun!

By any chance , you were not that man I hope. :P

Edited by grey cells, 29 March 2008 - 07:56 AM.

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#4 Lost in space

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Posted 29 March 2008 - 09:32 AM

By any chance , you were not that man I hope. :P

It may have helped me, I am one of those babies that was dropped on his head - not really that's just an expression for being weird/wired
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#5 Ezkaty

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 11:18 AM

awesome jokes guys, love the second one! :P
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