Guest Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 (edited) You guys will prolly get this right away! I come in sizes big and small By myself or with some friends not accessable by all unless some rules they bend People come to see me whether they be happy or sad often I fill them with glee Sometimes I make them mad Too much and I may make you sick Too little would be a waste Of my varieties take your pick Depending on your taste Edited April 15, 2009 by W00k1e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Beer? / Alcohol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Yes, yes it is. I'm not making them that easy anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 (edited) it could be chocolate appart from bending the rules but you could have rules about not having chocolate Edited April 15, 2009 by bemma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 well... it COULD be a dick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 well... it COULD be a dick... Then . . .are all these folks who come to see it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 (edited) quick elaboration on my answer: I come in sizes big and small -obvious By myself or with some friends -self pleasure or group sex? not accessable by all -women don't have them unless some rules they bend -gender changing surgery! People come to see me whether they be happy or sad -married couple... OR, depressed so buy sex (hire a **********/gigolo) often I fill them with glee -glee = jizz Sometimes I make them mad -RAPE!!!! oh noez Too much and I may make you sick -AIDS!!!! or chokin on the dick Too little would be a waste -use it or lose it Of my varieties take your pick -big n small, black n white Depending on your taste -what does it taste like? Edited April 15, 2009 by kdawghomie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 quick elaboration on my answer: I come in sizes big and small -obvious By myself or with some friends -self pleasure or group sex? not accessable by all -women don't have them unless some rules they bend -gender changing surgery! People come to see me whether they be happy or sad -married couple... OR, depressed so buy sex (hire a **********/gigolo) often I fill them with glee -glee = jizz Sometimes I make them mad -RAPE!!!! oh noez Too much and I may make you sick -AIDS!!!! or chokin on the dick Too little would be a waste -use it or lose it Of my varieties take your pick -big n small, black n white Depending on your taste -what does it taste like? LMAO!!! Not at all what I intended , but way to think outside of the box! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 (edited) You guys will prolly get this right away! I come in sizes big and small By myself or with some friends not accessable by all unless some rules they bend People come to see me whether they be happy or sad often I fill them with glee Sometimes I make them mad Too much and I may make you sick Too little would be a waste Of my varieties take your pick Depending on your taste A bar or a beer Edited April 15, 2009 by Pet_Rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 rookie1ja Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 W00k1e, I advise to follow rules of this forum. See "Important: READ BEFORE POSTING" above. In particular, the following: 2. When you start a new topic, include a descriptive and unique title. For instance, "What-Am-I - Holiday Theme" or "What-Am-I - Tribute to Descartes" and not just "WAI" or "What Am I". There are hundreds of riddles titled "What am I". Do you want your riddle to be just 1 of many? Don't you want it to be unique? Stand out from the list of "WAI" riddles? It's also much easier to search for your riddle later when you give it a unique and descriptive title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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You guys will prolly get this right away!
I come in sizes big and small
By myself or with some friends
not accessable by all
unless some rules they bend
People come to see me
whether they be happy or sad
often I fill them with glee
Sometimes I make them mad
Too much and I may make you sick
Too little would be a waste
Of my varieties take your pick
Depending on your taste
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