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I am better than God,

I'm more evil than the devil,

I'm longer than eternity,

and greater than infinity.

If you eat me for a year

then I swear, you'll die.

What am I?

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I am better than God,

I'm more evil than the devil,

I'm longer than eternity,

and greater than infinity.

If you eat me for a year

then I swear, you'll die.

What am I?

pf!!!

Chuck Norris!

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I am better than God,

I'm more evil than the devil,

I'm longer than eternity,

and greater than infinity.

If you eat me for a year

then I swear, you'll die.

What am I?

the answer is nothing

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I am better than God,

I'm more evil than the devil,

I'm longer than eternity,

and greater than infinity.

If you eat me for a year

then I swear, you'll die.

What am I?

Nothing.

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YES! OBVIOUSLY CHUCK NORRIS!

ya, i see someone has their brain screwed on right!

here's why:

I am better than God, -this one's obvious

I'm more evil than the devil, -that one's obvious too

I'm longer than eternity, chuck norris will last longer than eternity and he's much greater than infinity!

and greater than infinity.

If you eat me for a year

then I swear, you'll die. -if u eat chuck norris, he'll roundhouse kick your face out of existence!!!! (your body will die too)

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Nothing.

That's right!

NOTHING is better than God.

NOTHING is more evil than the devil.

NOTHING is longer than eternity.

NOTHING is greater than infinity.

And if you eat NOTHING for a year, I swear, you'll die.

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That's right!

NOTHING is better than God.

NOTHING is more evil than the devil.

NOTHING is longer than eternity.

NOTHING is greater than infinity.

And if you eat NOTHING for a year, I swear, you'll die.

Incorrect

CHUCK NORRIS is better than God

CHUCK NORRIS is more evil than the devil

CHUCK NORRIS is longer than eternity

CHUCK NORRIS is greater than infinity

And you cannot EAT CHUCK NORRIS

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Welcome to the Den, k thx bye everyone. I would like to direct your attention to rules of this forum (see "Important: READ BEFORE POSTING" at the top). Perform a search whenever you post a puzzle that you have not created (especially for oldies like this one). That way we ensure that you and everybody else always gets fresh puzzles and you don't have to read the same puzzle each week.

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