[Guest]

A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say? Oh and read it word by word in the dictionary. Edited June 12, 2008 by jitHU

[Guest]

eats chutes and leaves.

[Guest]

what an old classic

Eats Shoots and Leaves

[Gambit]

ok this is what i got from dictionary.com:

"A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear. "

i've read over it a few times and i still dont get it...

<_<

[Gambit]

eats chutes and leaves.

lol! ok looks like i missed that part. nice1

[Guest]

my teacher told me this one lol

[Guest]

And this is not in jokes - Why?

[Guest]

Our biology teacher was from Australia, and her version was that the wombat, like her ex-husband "eats, roots and leaves" but that's another story <_<

Probably too much info for 14 year old boys, now I come to think about it

[Guest]

Hhahaha Chuck Norris is the first one to get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good job everyone!!