Guest Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 here are some corny jokes why do milking stalls only have three legs the cow took the udder a man walked into a bar OWW!! A horse walked into a bar the barman said "why the long face" the horse said "i've always had it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 lol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 yeah.... there funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 a man walked into a bar... HAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Gambit Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 lol... i've got one: Two Blonds wlk into a bar... you would think one of them would of saw it <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi. Why did the toadstool leave? Because there wasn't mushroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 theres a mother tomato, a father tomato and a baby tomato and they were all walking along and the baby one with behind them and the father siad "ketchup son" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 a man walked into a bar OWW!! Another one: Two birds are sitting on a perch, one of them says "I smell fish" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 1 snowman says to another "funny i smell carrots too" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 (edited) 1 snowman says to another "funny i smell carrots too" - "And yet I keep tasting charcoal." Edited June 27, 2008 by Frost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Another one: Two birds are sitting on a perch, one of them says "I smell fish" I take it a perch is somewhere near fish...yeah, I'm playin' blonde today <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 1 snowman says to another "funny i smell carrots too" "And yet I keep tasting charcoal." hehe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 I take it a perch is somewhere near fish...yeah, I'm playin' blonde today <_< A perch is a type of fish, actually. Speaking of fish.... The fish that took up smoking? A bad halibut. The fish that wanted to be Dorthy from The wizard of Oz? A rainbow trout. The man that had to go to the hospital because a sturgon swam down his throat? A sword swallower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 - "And yet I keep tasting charcoal." the other snowman "im old fasioned i taste coal" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 29, 2008 Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 A perch is a type of fish, actually. Speaking of fish.... The fish that took up smoking? A bad halibut. The fish that wanted to be Dorthy from The wizard of Oz? A rainbow trout. The man that had to go to the hospital because a sturgon swam down his throat? A sword swallower. durh...guess I wuz playin' blonde. I'm a fishing gal...so yes, I DO know what a perch is (yellow and white) <_< ...I like ur other ones....ayuh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 29, 2008 Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 Yeah, I've heard the first one before, it's HILARIOUS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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here are some corny jokes
why do milking stalls only have three legs
a man walked into a bar
OWW!!
A horse walked into a bar
the barman said "why the long face"
the horse said "i've always had it"
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