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[PotatoCat]

A man, his wife, and his friend were on an island with thousands of albatrosses. When he got home, he went to a restaurant. He ordered albatross soup, and when he tasted it he went outside and killed himself. Why?

 

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[CynPyn]

I had heard this before with pelicans...

 

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Edited March 3, 2021 by CynPyn
The spoiler didn’t work... :(

[Pickett]

I heard this one a long time ago...and it probably would help to have said they were stranded on an island for a long time...but given that:

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They were stranded on an island for so long, he went mad...and ate his wife and friend thinking they were albatrosses. So when he finally gets home, he orders the soup and when it doesn't taste anything like what he had on the island he realized what had happened and couldn't live with himself.

Or some variation on that...