Preposterous! Zounds! Completely untrue! Well OK, so maybe they're right I stand now accused of having eschewed The facts so they've come to indict Magniloquent charge of perjury such Is flagrant, I shouldn't do time! I simply distorted truth by a touch (Try asking my partner in crime ; ) Alas, my appeals were met with deaf ears The scoundrels, they locked me up tight Anon I'll be met with mocks and with jeers Should immature punks see my sight My destined companion, ever so tr