Posted 18 October 2007 - 04:40 AM
So, Fosley, you're kind of an idiot, huh? Since the matchsticks in the image don't form a perfect square to the pixel we must assume it's on purpose, correct? It couldn't possibly be a forgiveable offense by an author who assumed their readers would have the common sense to recognize the puzzle was a brain teaser, not an exercise in 6th grade math, right? In fact... come to think of it... since we're not assuming anything here... what gives - we weren't provided with an equation for shaping the head of the match in two dimensions - let alone three (everyone knows a real match couldn't possibly exist in only two dimensions)! Crazy! And, wait, are we to assume that the shaft of a matchstick is perfectly straight and true? No curvature? I mean, it would be completely reasonable to assume at least a 2-3% deflection in poor quality wood, right? I mean - go to Lowes and check out a typical 2x4! Them things are like bent in half, goshdarnit (I "spoke" like a hick there on purpose, grammar nazis)! But wait! What kind of matches are these?!? They might be from a matchbook and thus not possessing a wooden shaft! It might be cardboard! In which case, we have to wonder if they're placed with their longest side parallel to the surface or perpendicular (as viewed from either end of the match, you little technical bugger, you)! And are all of the matches arranged with a similar orientation to the surface? Certainly having some placed perpendicular and others parallel would present a whole slew of challenges in the third dimension (see previous matchhead curvature questions). But wait, you said it was a matchbook? So was the matchbook in my back or front pocket when I sat down before arranging the puzzle? That would certainly impact the curvature! I'm not a portly fellow, but I can bend a cardboard match with the best of 'em when I sit on it!
This is all so confusing! I wish I could safely assume that all matches were uniform, not drawn to scale, and offered as a representative figure aiding in a simple exercise to pass the time somewhere between your 9th and 14th beer!
At some point you'll realize the real brilliant kids are the ones who can hide the nerdy questions deep down inside (where they belong 97% of the time) and function like normal people, when necessary, instead of trying to induce respect by spouting bullsh*t.