Three older gents are sitting in rockers outside at the retirement home, the first gent says,"Boy, I sure would love to be able to have a decent bowel movement like when i was a young buck!" The 2nd gent pipes in with,"I know what your sayin', if only....." as he looks dreamily off. the 3rd gent, looks at his companions with a big ole' smile, and adds,"let me tell you this, every morning precisely at 7:30 a.m., I have the best bowel movement ever, must clean out my all my intestines as well as the colon, but , I hate it!" the other two are looking at him with envy and one says, "you're crazy, I'd give anything to do that, why?" the 3rd old gent looks at his friends and answers,"well, i don't wake up til 8.
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Three older gents are sitting in rockers outside at the retirement home, the first gent says,"Boy, I sure would love to be able to have a decent bowel movement like when i was a young buck!" The 2nd gent pipes in with,"I know what your sayin', if only....." as he looks dreamily off. the 3rd gent, looks at his companions with a big ole' smile, and adds,"let me tell you this, every morning precisely at 7:30 a.m., I have the best bowel movement ever, must clean out my all my intestines as well as the colon, but , I hate it!" the other two are looking at him with envy and one says, "you're crazy, I'd give anything to do that, why?" the 3rd old gent looks at his friends and answers,"well, i don't wake up til 8.
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