EDM Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 I got this from a website.....I actually found them funny, especially after my mom started quoting one of them.... Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want? Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids. "Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?" You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want? -Best one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted October 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 I know, right? Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. this is something my mom totally agrees with....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing. I do know what this is like............lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids. funny, but i believe i only drove relatives around my age insane (how could i drive mommy and daddy insane when i am soooo sweet) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted October 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 well, that should have been changed to craziness...... but i feel it's the opposite......due to a bit of experience with parents i've seen...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 well, that should have been changed to craziness...... but i feel it's the opposite......due to a bit of experience with parents i've seen...... I bet everyone here was a good kid (not for long), as they got older, they drove mommy and daddy insane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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I got this from a website.....I actually found them funny, especially after my mom started quoting one of them....
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids
do you want?
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents,
despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind
yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.
"Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?"
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of
the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.
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