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This is the story of a girl named Ella, but most people called her Ms. Wells.

she dreamed of a land far from the city, where she might fall for a prince's spell.

She thought she'd meet him the old fashiond way,

but she tried an internet site one day.

She was matched to a guy named Owen,

and soon a relationship was growing.

Now her last name's Gee, and she's a Mrs.

But why did she become so religious?

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This is the story of a girl named Ella, but most people called her Ms. Wells.

she dreamed of a land far from the city, where she might fall for a prince's spell.

She thought she'd meet him the old fashiond way,

but she tried an internet site one day.

She was matched to a guy named Owen,

and soon a relationship was growing.

Now her last name's Gee, and she's a Mrs.

But why did she become so religious?

she was in a web.......

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um... Ella Wells = lol? Ella Gee = Eulogy? Uh...

She wanted a happy life, lol! So she went on the internet and OMG find god. But today's world is filled with agnostics, so god died, and she gave a eulogy.

Yeaaaaaaaaah I'm not making any progress am I?

no offense intended, btw

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um... Ella Wells = lol? Ella Gee = Eulogy? Uh...

She wanted a happy life, lol! So she went on the internet and OMG find god. But today's world is filled with agnostics, so god died, and she gave a eulogy.

Yeaaaaaaaaah I'm not making any progress am I?

no offense intended, btw

What's in bold is right, but after that you aren't making any progress...

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Is Owen god, or a guy who showed Ella about god? For that matter, is Ella even a person? Or is this a metaphor for some conversation, or specific abreviations, or... gah, I guess that's what the riddle's about, isn't it?

Ella/lo + Gee/g = Log. Maybe blog? Maybe the story of a blog by a converted nun?

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Is Owen god, or a guy who showed Ella about god? For that matter, is Ella even a person? Or is this a metaphor for some conversation, or specific abreviations, or... gah, I guess that's what the riddle's about, isn't it?

Ella/lo + Gee/g = Log. Maybe blog? Maybe the story of a blog by a converted nun?

Neither.

there is no way to answer that.

duh!

equals what?

No comment.

I hope you were able to follow that...

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How come you didn't put any sort of emphasis on "blog"? It was ignored! NEGLECTED! *cries*

Ella used to be a bubbly girl who would say "lol" a lot. She met this guy online, who then, um, violated her, and then she turned to god for sanctity, and, well... uh.

Can I at least know if religious refers to Christianity, Judaism, or Islam? (I'm assuming it's monotheistic because of the presence of OMG, but if it's not, I wanna know!)

I gotta say, this one's intriguing

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How come you didn't put any sort of emphasis on "blog"? It was ignored! NEGLECTED! *cries*

Ella used to be a bubbly girl who would say "lol" a lot. She met this guy online, who then, um, violated her, and then she turned to god for sanctity, and, well... uh.

Can I at least know if religious refers to Christianity, Judaism, or Islam? (I'm assuming it's monotheistic because of the presence of OMG, but if it's not, I wanna know!)

I gotta say, this one's intriguing

Sorry!

Get that idea out of your head right now!

it it monotheistic, but that's all you need to know.

why thank you!

I think you are way over thinking this-do you need a hint?

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If Ella's a girl but called Ms., she's either precocious or taking care of herself. Maybe she's an orphan?

But her name is lol...

Maybe she's a sim (which explains the names) and the reason she became religious is because her creator wanted her to be?

Ella Wells - lol

Owen Gee - omg

Mrs. Ella Gee - I ain't got nothin'... save maybe mythology, but that's ruled about you confirming monotheism.

lol wanted prince in far away fantasy land, went on internet, met omg, and they married.

Yeaaaaaaah I think I need a hint

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maybe log stands for love of god. that would make her religious

edit: for some reason the spoiler showed the first time.

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If Ella's a girl but called Ms., she's either precocious or taking care of herself. Maybe she's an orphan?

But her name is lol...

Maybe she's a sim (which explains the names) and the reason she became religious is because her creator wanted her to be?

Ella Wells - lol

Owen Gee - omg

Mrs. Ella Gee - I ain't got nothin'... save maybe mythology, but that's ruled about you confirming monotheism.

lol wanted prince in far away fantasy land, went on internet, met omg, and they married.

Yeaaaaaaah I think I need a hint

I have no comment on that first part.

What does OMG stand for? What does LOL stand for? What would hapen if the two were 'married?'

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God's laughter would thunder through the country, humbling the supercilious, frightening the guilty, and bringing warmth to the masses?

Again, no offense intended, just in case that is construed as deep sarcasm

lolomg... go moll! If I cheat and use wordsmith, one of the first anagrams for "laughoutloudohmygod" is A Goodly Loudmouth Hug.

If it's not love of god...

Hm. Looking at the title makes me think of royalty, so maybe divine rule (in China, isn't the term for that "the mantle"? Been too long since world history)...

lol means you find something amusing, omg means you find something shocking (or exciting). Shocking jokes?

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God's laughter would thunder through the country, humbling the supercilious, frightening the guilty, and bringing warmth to the masses?

Again, no offense intended, just in case that is construed as deep sarcasm

lolomg... go moll! If I cheat and use wordsmith, one of the first anagrams for "laughoutloudohmygod" is A Goodly Loudmouth Hug.

If it's not love of god...

Hm. Looking at the title makes me think of royalty, so maybe divine rule (in China, isn't the term for that "the mantle"? Been too long since world history)...

lol means you find something amusing, omg means you find something shocking (or exciting). Shocking jokes?

Nice reasoning but you still haven't told me what it stands for!

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Ella Wells= LOL, Owen Gee= OMG, Mrs Ella Gee=MEG=Most Evil Grin.....So ...???

ok ...

Forget the Mrs. that'll just throw you off. I just put that there to tell you she got married, so is no longer Ella Wells...

Ella Wells=LOL=?

Owen Gee=OMG=?

the two are married=???=?

the answer is either really clever or really dumb, but it's really simple!

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Ob La Di Ob La Da?

A) It's an awesome song

B) I cheated and googled "lol omg" and a youtube video of a song called "lol omg" to the music of Ob La Di showed up.

My math teacher used the joke "You're the log of my life!" So maybe logarithm?

laughing of gross. Last ox guardian. Large oblong galaxy. GAH.

Maybe it's LMAO? There's no A in lol or omg though.

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she wasn't lol anymore she was log, mslol (if you don't spell it out) kind of sounds like Islam. so, she was converted? To the love of God?

When I said that was close, I meant it is three words that have to do with god, just not love.

No one knows what LOL stands for?

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Ob La Di Ob La Da?

A) It's an awesome song

B) I cheated and googled "lol omg" and a youtube video of a song called "lol omg" to the music of Ob La Di showed up.

My math teacher used the joke "You're the log of my life!" So maybe logarithm?

laughing of gross. Last ox guardian. Large oblong galaxy. GAH.

Maybe it's LMAO? There's no A in lol or omg though.

You will not find the answer on Google, so stop trying!

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You will not find the answer on Google, so stop trying!

Only the first of those guesses was google. The rest was the feeble attempts of mi cabeza.

Earlier when I guessed "God's laughter rolling through the country..." I meant that as guessing "Laugh of God."

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