EDM Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) a little girl of 3 happened to break a vase while running in the house. The mother got angry, of course. "as a punishment, you will sit quietly in the 'corner'. "Mommy, what is 'pushment?' asked the girl. "Punishment is something that is given when someone is naughty." the mother explained. a few days later, the little girl found her mother brushing her hair. "oh, my....i should have taken more care of my hair....it's become knotty." "Then mommy, you must give it 'pushiment', make it sit in the corner." piped up the little girl. Edited June 24, 2009 by EDM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted July 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 (edited) ok..since no one has got the guts to say that this joke is lame.....i will make a poll... do you think i just found the lamest joke on earth? (got it from a lame website btw...) Options: 1. yes 2. no 3. i dont know 4. i don't care 5. it is so lame, i could throw up... Edited July 25, 2009 by EDM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 How about option 6? : It's already been posted on the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 How about option 6? : It's already been posted on the forum. Sorry, thought it said July, Don't worry too much about opinion, most people just have a silent chuckle and leave it at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 "Then mommy, you must give it 'pushiment', put your wig in the corner." piped up the little girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 *facepalm* 5... times a million Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 andromeda Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 (edited) When I read the title with 'hair' in it I thought it's gonna be about a rabbit... you can imagine my disappointment EDIT: I just realized that rabbits are spelled 'hare' and not 'hair' even though they are pronounced the same... It's time to go to sleep Edited July 26, 2009 by andromeda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted August 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 i go for 5 too................ and does option no. 6 speak true...??? 'aaargh' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted August 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 "Then mommy, you must give it 'pushiment', put your wig in the corner." piped up the little girl. better punchline..........but not my joke........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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a little girl of 3 happened to break a vase while running in the house. The mother got angry, of course.
"as a punishment, you will sit quietly in the 'corner'.
"Mommy, what is 'pushment?' asked the girl.
"Punishment is something that is given when someone is naughty." the mother explained.
a few days later, the little girl found her mother brushing her hair.
"oh, my....i should have taken more care of my hair....it's become knotty."
"Then mommy, you must give it 'pushiment', make it sit in the corner." piped up the little girl.
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