The bartender says: No. We don't sell corn around here.
The next day the chicken walks into the bar.
He asks the bartender: Got any corn?
The bartender says: I told you yesterday that we don't sell corn
The next day the chicken walks into the bar.
He asks the bartender: Got any corn?
The bartender - getting very agitated <!-- s:x --><!-- s:x --> - says: Listen here. I've told you that we don't sell corn already. If you ask me one more time I will nail your wings to the back wall so that you will die slowly and painfully of starvation. Now GET OUT!
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A chicken walks into a bar.
He asks the bartender: Got any corn?
The bartender says: No. We don't sell corn around here.
The next day the chicken walks into the bar.
He asks the bartender: Got any corn?
The bartender says: I told you yesterday that we don't sell corn
The next day the chicken walks into the bar.
He asks the bartender: Got any corn?
The bartender - getting very agitated <!-- s:x --><!-- s:x --> - says: Listen here. I've told you that we don't sell corn already. If you ask me one more time I will nail your wings to the back wall so that you will die slowly and painfully of starvation. Now GET OUT!
The next day the chicken walks into the bar.
He asks the bartender: Got any nails?
The bartender says: No
Then the chicken asks: Got any corn?
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