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It might be too easy, too, but I like it so.

Prim and proper, young and dapper,

Or handsome and swaggery sway:

All of these things I may be,

Until with the girls I play.

Slap my face, call me names,

But, I will still be crass.

Of all the names she’ll call me though,

I go so well with a**.

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It might be too easy, too, but I like it so.

Prim and proper, young and dapper,

Or handsome and swaggery sway:

All of these things I may be,

Until with the girls I play.

Slap my face, call me names,

But, I will still be crass.

Of all the names she’ll call me though,

I go so well with a**.

is the answer ahem rude if you're a prude?

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is the answer ahem rude if you're a prude?

a player? a man a mean. like gigolo. Casanova.

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It might be too easy, too, but I like it so.

Prim and proper, young and dapper,

Or handsome and swaggery sway:

All of these things I may be,

Until with the girls I play.

Slap my face, call me names,

But, I will still be crass.

Of all the names she’ll call me though,

I go so well with a**.

Jack?

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Jack?

Haha, no.

And no to all of them. I think when you get the answer, all of it will make more sense.

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do you really mean it is not longer handsome or young until it plays with girls

or is this to be taken loosely?

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Jack?

perfect. perfect. lol, love it. fits really well also.

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You have it backwards. "I'm no longer these things AFTER I play with girls." But don't think of it so literally, that I am no longer these things, think of it more like, "These things are no longer them, but the answer." These things become the answer. Do you understand? I think I've said too much already. But I hope I helped.

do you really mean it is not longer handsome or young until it plays with girls

or is this to be taken loosely?

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do you really mean it is not longer handsome or young until it plays with girls

or is this to be taken loosely?

And yes, take it loosely

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perfect. perfect. lol, love it. fits really well also.

I know. I love this. And while it is just as good as my answer. I believe my answer is better only because of the first two lines. But, this is very much the right way of thinking.

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a hart...? has something to do with it - again I can't move away from a man, all clues take me there, a hart-breaker

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a hart...? has something to do with it - again I can't move away from a man, all clues take me there, a hart-breaker

What do you mean by man? Like you think the answer IS man? Or that the answer is "a kind of man" or "has to do with a man?" Because, the latter is correct, but not the first.

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first love?

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one more

prom-date would fit in a very cool way?

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one more
prom-date would fit in a very cool way?

No, remember the last line is of GRAVEST importance. How does this go so well with a**?

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tall-tales, as in bull-s**t

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tall-tales, as in bull-s**t

Nope. Keep on a'thinkin'.

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good one lotus im stumped :P

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Nope. Keep on a'thinkin'.

ok lotus but you're driving me maaaad

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a donkey or pony?

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At first I was flattered and thought it might be

That you had written a riddle 'bout me!

But now I suspect that little girl's toy

Would get makeup and hairdos while giving her joy

But the name that you gave it is driving by bonky

My best guess would have to be Eeyore, the donkey

Edit: Whoops, I see kayotikboi beat me to that one by a minute

I should've typed faster!

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a donkey or pony?

Haha, I like it. And while your first one is on the right-ish track, still not it.

Thank you, dancer.

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At first I was flattered and thought it might be

That you had written a riddle 'bout me!

But now I suspect that little girl's toy

Would get makeup and hairdos while giving her joy

But the name that you gave it is driving by bonky

My best guess would have to be Eeyore, the donkey

dude this sounds cool but what the ... is it? never heard of it.

lotus is your riddle culture-sensitive lol?

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At first I was flattered and thought it might be

That you had written a riddle 'bout me!

But now I suspect that little girl's toy

Would get makeup and hairdos while giving her joy

But the name that you gave it is driving by bonky

My best guess would have to be Eeyore, the donkey

Plasmid!!! You are SO F'in cool.

But you should think of this one rule.

While your guess is quite worthwhile,

An animal really is not my style.

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dude this sounds cool but what the ... is it? never heard of it.

lotus is your riddle culture-sensitive lol?

I don't think so. Which country are you from?

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Is it Crass? It has a** in it!

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