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(This is a "what are you?", not a "what am I?")

I brought you to my home, a guest

With promise to change my life for the best

You carried me (we both were stressed)

And listening close to what you'd suggest

I was shocked at what I heard

I couldn't believe that this had occurred

"Your number's up", so went your word

Impossible! Lies! That's simply absurd!

Your fame for truth means naught, you hear?

Don't threaten to rob my honey so dear

For I'm no slouch stuck on my rear

Undoing your curse, I will persevere

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the grim reaper?

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the grim reaper?

Nah, I wouldn't be likely to take him in as a guest.

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Grim reaper

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A bathroom scale

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A bathroom scale

Indeed! 123gio gets this one

I must have made a few too many trips to the Refrigerator of the Apocalypse. That thing really is evil.

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A bathroom scale

I concur.

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A scale? You're not on a diet are you?

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