[Guest]

Now I know in advance no one will be able to top this line, its the best i ever got....

One day I was walking in downtown Boston, when a man walked up to me and looked me strait in the eye and got down on his knee and said....

"Oh Cinderella I've been looking for you forever."

Well... I giggled and smiled and said "What are you talking about" and he said

"Oh, maybe you dont remember, is was a few lifetimes ago, and I have been reborn a few times now to continue my seach for you"

then he said "You look confused... You have heard of Cinderella right?" I said "Yes, but..."

He said "That story you heard was not the real way it happened." he said "Tell me if you were a guy and Cinderella lost her shoe how eager would you be to go trying the shoe on all those feet?" then he said "But if she left in the middle of the best sex and left her panties behind would you (if you were a guy) be more inclined to search for her?"

and I thought well if I were a guy that would be more fun to have girls try on undies.

And at that point he pulled out a pair of bikini briefs and said "Cinderella? Would you try on these undies for me?

OMG I laughed and took them and well they fit perfect...

Can't tell you any more, but the line worked, lol

now tell me YOUR best story of a great pick-up line

[Guest]

Pretty cool Jkb, on the 3rd or 4Th date with my (now wife) I told here "you look a lot like my 1st wife" she asked "1st wife, how many times have you been married"? I told her.....None.

Nice move Hambone.........

[andromeda]

Pshhh... all I get from guys is, and I quote "Do you wanna have ***?" and my answer is "I'd rather have a tapeworm inside me than your *****!"

[Guest]

i do not exactly remember the comedian's name, i think it was Bob Benson or something, but it was a pretty funny pick-up line 100% fail rate...

[Guest]

"Hey, I take it you're wearing a bra? How much did it cost?

"Eh... I don't see why you want to know but... (let's say) €20"

"For that amount of money I'll hold them up for you, no problem!"

Heard someone use that once. He got face-slapped.

[Guest]

"Hey, I take it you're wearing a bra? How much did it cost?

"Eh... I don't see why you want to know but... (let's say) €20"

"For that amount of money I'll hold them up for you, no problem!"

Heard someone use that once. He got face-slapped.

Oh my! Those are horrible! lol.

I actually picked my husband up..

"Want to go see a galaxy far far away?"

We went to see Star Wars III together after work. It was cute in my opinion.

[Guest]

i do not exactly remember the comedian's name, i think it was Bob Benson or something, but it was a pretty funny pick-up line 100% fail rate...

drum roll please...and the 100% fail rate pick-up is...

My **** just died can i bury it in your ******

[Magic_luver101]

One my firend used.

I was missing sanity then I saw you and got it back.

[Guest]

cho chang?! more like cha ching! ive hit the jackpot! jk (i think harry potter pick up lines are funny)

you: hey do you know the distance between here and there?

her: ummm no what do you mean?

you: its a arms length *put your arm around her shoulders