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•Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

•If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation or a murder?

•Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

•How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

•How does the guy who runs the snowplow get to work in the morning?

•How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

•Is the grass really greener on the other side?

•How come you never hear about grunted employees?

•If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

•Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

•Why do you often see a shoe lying on the side of the street?

•Why is it that when you tell a person that there are 400 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you, tell him a bench is wet and he has to touch it?

•If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

•Why does unscented hairspray smell?

•If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

•Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

•Why in a country with freedom of speech are there phone bills?