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Q. What did the Blonde say to the doctor when told she was pregnant?

A. Are you sure it's mine?

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pretty good.

here's one i found on another website.

this blonde was driving and accidentally hit a truck.

the truck driver and the blonde got out and the the truck driver was angry. he drew a circle in the groung and told her to stay in the circle. he went back 2 his truck. and the blonde started to giggle. the truck driver turned and said, "oh you think that's funny". and gets a baseball bat (dont ask me why he has a baseball bat) and smashes the windows of the blondes car. the blonde starts cracking up. the driver says:

"oh i'll make you laugh".

the truck driver takes out the blondes tyres.

the blonde starts rolling on the floor laughing.

he gets angrier and gets a barrell of oil and pours it all over her car and sets it on fire.

the blonde is still laughing.

the driver says:

"What's so funny".

The blonde says, "when u werent lookin i stepped out of the circle"

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pretty good. <!-- s:D --><!-- s:D -->

here's one i found on another website.

this blonde was driving and accidentally hit a truck.

the truck driver and the blonde got out and the the truck driver was angry. he drew a circle in the groung and told her to stay in the circle. he went back 2 his truck. and the blonde started to giggle. the truck driver turned and said, "oh you think that's funny". and gets a baseball bat (dont ask me why he has a baseball bat) and smashes the windows of the blondes car. the blonde starts cracking up. the driver says:

"oh i'll make you laugh".

the truck driver takes out the blondes tyres.

the blonde starts rolling on the floor laughing.

he gets angrier and gets a barrell of oil and pours it all over her car and sets it on fire.

the blonde is still laughing.

the driver says:

"What's so funny".

The blonde says, "when u werent lookin i stepped out of the circle"

HAHAHA

the is the dumest...funniest joke ever :lol:

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