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A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.'

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've got $10,000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did.....better in fact! However, the thing is, it does not come cheap. It's $1,000 an inch.'

The man perks up at this. 'So,' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a six inch one before, and you decide to go for a ten incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a ten inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a six incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.'

The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. 'So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken with your wife?'

'I have,' says the man.

'And has she helped you in making the decision?'

'Yes, she has,' says the man.

'And what is it?' asks the doctor.

[spoiler= :excl: ]'We're getting new countertops"

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Willy=Manhood ;)

It seems that the wife wasn't too satisfied with his 'Willy' the first time around... so she would rather spend the $10,000 on new countertops instead :unsure:

Lol!! :lol:

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Naughty boys and girl! :P

Thanks to you Slick, I am into the business. I am guessing you and maybe Brandon may want one going by your comments. Subtle ways of asking, eh? Well, I have a special offer for all Braindenizens, so just PM me GC, the entrepreneur of entrepreneurs! :P

Sorry Peace! Just that one post. After all a real man has to defend himself! B)):P

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