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Whats the difference between Google and the professions????

Google will charge you by the Click and no buts & ifs, while the professions will charge you by the hour but then say just the retainer for now and the rest by installation eh! my friend?????

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Whats the phrase "I object" mean to a lawyer compared to an accountant???

When a lawyer say "I object" it means cut the bullsh*t while to an accountant it means more money mate, eh!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a good accountant and a great accountant????

The good one will tell you what you need to know, while the great one will tell you what you want to know!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between lawyer's numbers and the accountant's numbers????

One predicts the profitability of a client while the other the potential to take that profit from the client...

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