[Guest]

The scientific name for an animal that doesn't fight or run away from his enimies is LUNCH!!

what do you get when you cross an Italian with a Jamaican? pastafarian

A man walks into a gay bar the barman says hi president Bush.

A woman is cheating on her husband. The husband comes home and shoves her boyfriend in the bathroom and he's naked. The husband then needs to go, so he goes in the bathroom and sees the naked man. he asks what are you doing? the man starts clapping his hands in random places and says i'm sent by the council to get rid of the moths. but your naked said the man FIENDS

[Guest]

...uh...nice. Explain the last one? 'Cause...I don't really see how it's funny - also consider using "." and "," (grammar/punctuation) cause it makes the jokes more understandable, therefore, better

[Guest]

...uh...nice. Explain the last one? 'Cause...I don't really see how it's funny - also consider using "." and "," (grammar/punctuation) cause it makes the jokes more understandable, therefore, better

I think it is supposed to be like this:

A woman is cheating on her husband. The husband comes home and she shoves her boyfriend in the bathroom, but he's naked. The husband then needs to go, so he goes in the bathroom and sees the naked man. He asks "What are you doing?" The man starts clapping his hands in random places and says "I was sent by the council to get rid of the moths." "But your naked," said the man. "YOU FIENDS!"

The idea is that the guy is trying to make the husband believe the moths ate his clothes.

[Guest]

Oh! Got it!! Thanks Sparanda!!

[peace*out]

haha - to all of them! And thanks for the explanation Sparanda!!

[Guest]

HAHAHA funny thx for explanation ;lol: