[Guest]

A man sees a leprechaun on his fence. He knows that leprechauns have a pot of gold, so he runs up and tackles the leprechaun he shouts, GIVE ME YOUR GOLD! The leprechaun shouts "I got no gold". The man was confused by this, so he sits him down on his fence and says "What kind of leprechaun are you?" the leprechaun said i grant ye three wishes but your worst enemy (Simon Cowell) gets twice as much as i do.

The man says for my first wish i'd like a 12 bedroom house POP twelve bedroom house for him and his enemy gets a 24 bedroom house.

For my next wish id like to live with 10 of the most beautiful girls in the world so POP ten girls for him twenty for his worst enemy.

The leprechaun now asks for his final wish and he is exited that he can go after this

he then says "My final wish. id like to lose my interest in women by 50%

[Guest]

I've heard of one like it, except for the last wish, he wished for half a heart attack A much more violent version

[Guest]

i've heard it being beaten half to death

[akaslickster]

i've heard it being beaten half to death

I heard many others : like the funeral and the the wedding. My second family is Irish and we are not offended one bit.

[peace*out]

ive heard it as giving up one kidney. He let the lawyer (enemy), get 2 out.

[Guest]

I've heard it getting half killed..

[Guest]

I know one similar to that:

Bear hates Rabbit, and vice versa.

One day, they come across a genie, who gives them 3 wishes each. the bear goes first.

"I wish every bear in this forest was female" POP and it was so

Rabbit goes next. "Can I have a crash helmet?"

Bear: "Every bear in the country being female, please!"

Rabbit: "Motorbike please"

Bear: "I want every bear in the WORLD to be female!"

Rabbit climbs on to his motorbike, puts on the helmet, kicks on the engine and says,

"I wish that Bear is GAY!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

[Guest]

I know one similar to that:

Bear hates Rabbit, and vice versa.

One day, they come across a genie, who gives them 3 wishes each. the bear goes first.

"I wish every bear in this forest was female" POP and it was so

Rabbit goes next. "Can I have a crash helmet?"

Bear: "Every bear in the country being female, please!"

Rabbit: "Motorbike please"

Bear: "I want every bear in the WORLD to be female!"

Rabbit climbs on to his motorbike, puts on the helmet, kicks on the engine and says,

"I wish that Bear is GAY!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

I heard it this way

[Guest]

I also heard another version. Genie instead of leprechaun. And the last wish is;

I have always wanted to donate a kidney.

[Guest]

i am rolling on the floor.sorry i don't know any joke that can make u laugh.thnx