Guest Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 What do you call 5000 lawyers jumping out of an airplane? Skeet! Why did the sharks not eat the lawyers when the ship sank? Professional courtesy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Here is a long one. A man walks into an old pawn shop. He sees a statue of a rat and decides to but it. The old man at the counter says "The statue is worth 15.95 but the story behind it is worth thousands!" The man says "No thank you i will just get the statue" and he leaves. He is walking down the road when he notices 3 rats following him but he pays no mind. After a while the rats start coming in larger quantities. More and more start coming out sewers and alleys as the man starts to run. Eventually there is a 10 mile long pool of rats chasing him. He sees a dock and ship. He jumps onto the ship while throwing the statue into sea. All the rats jump in and die. The man goes back to the pawn shop and as he enters the old man says "do you want to know the story?" and the man says "NO i was just wandering if you have a statue of a lawyer..." Think about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 :huh: ummmm...the story has to do with rats following the "rat statue"?!?! I don't know! *sobs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 ummmm...the story has to do with rats following the "rat statue"?!?! I don't know! *sobs* Ok, so he notices that a bunch of rats followed his statue of a rat, and all drowned when he threw it in the water. So, he obviously don't like lawyers if he wants a lawyer statue XD <(^-^)> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Here is a long one. A man walks into an old pawn shop. He sees a statue of a rat and decides to but it. The old man at the counter says "The statue is worth 15.95 but the story behind it is worth thousands!" The man says "No thank you i will just get the statue" and he leaves. He is walking down the road when he notices 3 rats following him but he pays no mind. After a while the rats start coming in larger quantities. More and more start coming out sewers and alleys as the man starts to run. Eventually there is a 10 mile long pool of rats chasing him. He sees a dock and ship. He jumps onto the ship while throwing the statue into sea. All the rats jump in and die. The man goes back to the pawn shop and as he enters the old man says "do you want to know the story?" and the man says "NO i was just wandering if you have a statue of a lawyer..." Think about it You know, that really doesn't make me feel happy. Lawyer..ing is my 3rd career choice Then again, there's a reason why I took swimming classes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Ok, so he notices that a bunch of rats followed his statue of a rat, and all drowned when he threw it in the water. So, he obviously don't like lawyers if he wants a lawyer statue XD <(^-^)> Oh! Got it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Here is a long one. A man walks into an old pawn shop. He sees a statue of a rat and decides to but it. The old man at the counter says "The statue is worth 15.95 but the story behind it is worth thousands!" The man says "No thank you i will just get the statue" and he leaves. He is walking down the road when he notices 3 rats following him but he pays no mind. After a while the rats start coming in larger quantities. More and more start coming out sewers and alleys as the man starts to run. Eventually there is a 10 mile long pool of rats chasing him. He sees a dock and ship. He jumps onto the ship while throwing the statue into sea. All the rats jump in and die. The man goes back to the pawn shop and as he enters the old man says "do you want to know the story?" and the man says "NO i was just wandering if you have a statue of a lawyer..." Think about it I've seen that before on the forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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What do you call 5000 lawyers jumping out of an airplane?
Skeet!
Why did the sharks not eat the lawyers when the ship sank?
Professional courtesy!
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