[Guest]

I totally disagree with yo mama jokes, but I think that you'll all like this one...

"Gravitational mass is identical to inertial mass. That is, the amount of

inertia something has and the amount of gravity it has are effectively the same.

What's interesting is that there doesn't seem to be any reason this should be

true. One could imagine an extremely large object with lots of resistance to

force and no gravity (or vice versa), but this is never observed.

You know what? I'm just gonna skip the rest of the buildup and say it: yo mama's

fat."

-xkcd

[Guest]

yo mama so fat she had to play pool wit the planets

yo mama so poor i sat on the couch and a mouse "scoot over i pay rent too"

when i saw yo mama kicking a can i asked "wat r u doing?" she said "moving"

yo mama so poor when i lit a cigarette she said "clap ur hands, stomp ur feet, praise the lord that we got heat"

yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "where's my gumball?"

[Guest]

Yo mama's so fat, she has to wear very large articles of clothing

Yo mama's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascular disease

Yo mama's so stupid, she scored very low on an iq test

Edited December 22, 2011 by Blackhawk7