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That would be a very bad decision. Very, very bad. You and all the other goodies would need me a lot, especially after the Max incident. Killing me off will seriously harm our team very, very much. Yes, I do like the word very, but it is VERY important you don't kill me off <_<

Hmmm...if you're telling the truth, that leaves one...care to comment, CP?

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Well, I don't know anything about star_tiger, but I can tell you that DMS is a baddie for sure. I know we goodies probably don't have any killing roles remaining, but just in case....he would make a great target.

Oops...lol...missed that...okay, nvm...we have all the baddies pegged...Woon, Prof. T, dms, Bb...

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Night 4: It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Florin

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Buttercup took an especially long time primping herself this evening. She needed to be more than just her irresistible self tonight, no, tonight she was going for “man eater”…or in this case, “woman eater.” (no porn intended.)

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Valerie was dressed in black, a veil over her face, when she walked into the tavern. The establishment was empty except for one man who sat alone at the bar. She passed by him en route to her table, but neither turned to look at each other. Valerie didn’t need to see his face to know who the man was and, more importantly, the goodness (or lack thereof) in his heart.

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The sweet young thing in the beautiful blue gown approached the Clergyman. “Of cawse I wilw gib you my bwessing, my wady,” he smiled and patted her on the cheek. “Wet me pwepawr the ho-wee wawa.”

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The thigh-high boots completed her dominatrix attire. Buttercup cracked her wrapped her whip around her tiny waist like a belt then headed out the door to rendezvous with CrazyPainter. “Surely, she is no match for me.” she thought to herself as she slipped out into the night.

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The Narrator climbed the narrow wooden staircase to his bedroom, the large book wedged under his arm. He props up his pillow and slides under the quilt. “Now then, where was I?” He scans the pages; “Humperdink kills Roberts then gets stabbed in the face only to be healed by the Albino in the nick of time so that the mob could lynch him except that Vizzini poisoned him first. What a great story! And oh, what do we have here? Well, that’s no surprise…to me.

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CP was sitting on her front porch enjoying the multitude of stars that could be seen on this clear autumn night. What she didn’t see was the woman in black slinking her way through the trees and into her yard.

“The stars are seductive aren’t they?” Buttercup said with a certain wanton tone in her voice. CP turned to see that Buttercup had made her way to the foot of the porch; “May I join you?” the Princess-turned-Playgirl asked.

CP just stared at her in disbelief…and awe…and lust. “Please,” was all she could muster the voice to speak.

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Rugen dragged Itachi kicking and screaming down into the depths of the pit of despair; Itachi could not escape the iron grip of the Count’s six fingers. Itachi looked over and saw the mammoth contraption that filled the far side of the lair and the attached table equipped with restraints.

“So it's to be torture then?” Itachi states more than asks. With an evil grin, the Count nods his head.

“I can cope with torture.”

The count looks at his pitiful victim and shakes his head in response. “No one withstands The Machine.”

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The Clergyman returned from the alter and found the young woman deeply engaged in prayer. He clasped his liver-spotted hands over hers and bowed his head. “Fahfaw, I ask yoah bwessing upon viss guwl. Keep huw safe fwom hawhm. A-mewhn.

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Buttercup reached out her gloved hand and placed a finger over CP’s lips. “Shhhhhh,” she comforted, “there’s no need for words…just action.” A shiver of excitement ran the full length of CP’s body; she leaned forward to kiss Buttercup, but caught her finger once again. “Not quite yet darling, first I need you to do me a favor.”

“Please,” was all CP could force from her mouth.

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Once Itachi was secured on the table, Rugen hoisted the lever and began the experiment. One minute of torture, one minute of rest, one minute of torture, one minute of rest. The Count continued this circuit until Itachi’s weak voice finally found its way out of his lips; “Enough. I am Buttercup. Now please release me to my Westley.”

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The Clergyman gave the young woman a holy kiss and sent her on her way. But the woman refused to leave. It seemed the Virgin Mother was pleased to remain on her pedestal inside the cathedral where she was safe from the elements.

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It was close to closing time when the bartender called for the last round. DMS sat half-folded over the bar with 5 empty steins in front of him. “Tab!” he called in an unnecessarily loud and somewhat slurred voice.

“Are you sure I can’t buy you one for the road?” Vizzini said, as he sat down next to him.

DMS looked him over suspiciously, his head wobbling back and forth atop his neck as if he were a dashboard bobble-head. “Ah, what the hell?!” He shouted into Vizzini’s face causing the small man to retract to avoid the fumes from his breath.

“Barkeep, 3 glasses of your best Italian Red!”

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The Count just laughed. “You see, my Lady, I was not interested in your name, that was information I already had. No, this time the information I seek is from The Machine itself. For the sake of science, I need to collect data on my invention. I’m sure you wouldn’t want to stand in the way of scientific discovery would you?”

A single tear rolled from Buttercup’s eye – she knew she would never see her Westley again. She closed her eyes and envisioned kissing her True Love goodbye.

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Vizzini and DMS each grabbed a drink, with their arms around each others shoulders they clanked their goblets together and tipped them to their mouths. Well, DMS did, at least; Vizzini only pretended to drink. After DMS had swigged his wine, he slammed his empty goblet down on the bar; “Thanks, Vizz…….” but he went on to also slam his body down onto the sticky pub floor. Vizzini stood up and non-chalantly walked out of the tavern; “Last call indeed!” he snickered to himself.

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Host: S. Morgenstern

Akaslickster – lynched and found to be Miracle Max

Itachi-san – dead, killed by Rugen, revealed as Buttercup

Prince_Marth85 – dead, killed by Roberts

Brandonb

Frozen_in_Fire – dead, killed by Humperdinck

CrazyPainter

Woon – dead, killed by Vizzini

Mekal

Cherry Lane

Prof. Templeton – lynched and found to be Humperdinck

Yoruichi-san – revealed as Fezzik

DMS 172 – dead, killed by Vizzini

Star_Tiger

Day 4 begins now and ends at 8pm Central.

Rules and Roles

Intro – Can Death Stop True Love?

Night 1 - Just when you thought it was safe to reside in Florin...

Day 1 - One small step for Florin, one giant step for the goodies

Night 2 - The best laid plans of Florinian men oft go awry

Day 2 - Insanity at the Cliffs

Night 3 – You win some, You lose some

Day 3 - Have fun storming the castle!

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Aww...thanks Bb ;P

Host: S. Morgenstern

Akaslickster – lynched and found to be Miracle Max

Itachi-san – dead, killed by Rugen, revealed as Buttercup

Prince_Marth85 – dead, killed by Roberts

Brandonb

Frozen_in_Fire – dead, killed by Humperdinck

CrazyPainter

Woon – dead, killed by Vizzini

Mekal

Cherry Lane

Prof. Templeton – lynched and found to be Humperdinck

Yoruichi-san – revealed as Fezzik - voting for Brandonb

DMS 172 – dead, killed by Vizzini

Star_Tiger

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I'm really surprised Rugen went after Buttercup. Why would he help Vizzini? The only reason I can think of is that Vizzini has joined the trio (Woon must have been the albino??). That would be good for us: it buys us some time. But then why would Vizzini kill DMS (aka Rugen)? Oh! He was "redirected" by Buttercup. Nice going, Itachi! That means Vizzini is....crazypainter!

And no, Vizzini is definitely not Brandonb (bringing me down to 50%, but that's ok)

Let's end this game today!

Host: S. Morgenstern

Akaslickster – lynched and found to be Miracle Max

Itachi-san – dead, killed by Rugen, revealed as Buttercup

Prince_Marth85 – dead, killed by Roberts

Brandonb

Frozen_in_Fire – dead, killed by Humperdinck

CrazyPainter

Woon – dead, killed by Vizzini

Mekal

Cherry Lane - voting for Crazypainter

Prof. Templeton – lynched and found to be Humperdinck

Yoruichi-san – revealed as Fezzik - voting for Brandonb

DMS 172 – dead, killed by Vizzini

Star_Tiger

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Dangit Ysan. I made a post last night that PG had me retract. Anyways, it turns out that my instincts were dead on with CP. She is Vizzini.

Host: S. Morgenstern

Akaslickster – lynched and found to be Miracle Max

Itachi-san – dead, killed by Rugen, revealed as Buttercup

Prince_Marth85 – dead, killed by Roberts

Brandonb - voting for Crazypainter

Frozen_in_Fire – dead, killed by Humperdinck

CrazyPainter

Woon – dead, killed by Vizzini

Mekal

Cherry Lane - voting for Crazypainter

Prof. Templeton – lynched and found to be Humperdinck

Yoruichi-san – revealed as Fezzik - voting for Brandonb

DMS 172 – dead, killed by Vizzini

Star_Tiger

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what? No way! I am not Vizzini! Sheesh..but that you pg for the really nice story.

You must've had so much fun looking for those images! How's you know I like leather :rolleyes: ?

I would never have tried to kill Woon, or DMS. I actually cant kill.

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Host: S. Morgenstern

Akaslickster – lynched and found to be Miracle Max

Itachi-san – dead, killed by Rugen, revealed as Buttercup

Prince_Marth85 – dead, killed by Roberts

Brandonb - voting for Crazypainter

Frozen_in_Fire – dead, killed by Humperdinck

CrazyPainter voting for - Brandonb

Woon – dead, killed by Vizzini

Mekal

Cherry Lane - voting for Crazypainter

Prof. Templeton – lynched and found to be Humperdinck

Yoruichi-san – revealed as Fezzik - voting for Brandonb

DMS 172 – dead, killed by Vizzini

Star_Tiger

Brandon, why would PG make you retract a statement? There is nothing about that in the rules. You are more and more suspicious.

And you have fooled me so many times in the past. But you arent fooling ysan either. That is why my vote stays with you.

edit:

this seems like it might go fast, if Mekal and star_tiger get their votes in...and vote well, then we could win.

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this seems like it might go fast, if Mekal and star_tiger get their votes in...and vote well, then we could win.

No, Vizzini, you won't.

If you manage to lynch Bb today, then everyone will know he's innocent and you'll be to blame. Then we will lynch you tomorrow. You can't kill everyone tonight, so you can't win, and you might as well give up today.

Unless you're still acting alone...then you could win tonight, since you'd only have one target left. So it is important we eliminate you today.

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No, Vizzini, you won't.

If you manage to lynch Bb today, then everyone will know he's innocent and you'll be to blame. Then we will lynch you tomorrow. You can't kill everyone tonight, so you can't win, and you might as well give up today.

Unless you're still acting alone...then you could win tonight, since you'd only have one target left. So it is important we eliminate you today.

I can see how you would think that but you are forgetting something..

I, and not Vizzini, was bewitched by buttercup :wub: and so none of my actions took place last night.

I have to go start my day now...so when I get back I hope to be alive to help us all win.

Geexz brandon has you all snowed!

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I can see how you would think that but you are forgetting something..

I, and not Vizzini, was bewitched by buttercup :wub: and so none of my actions took place last night.

I have to go start my day now...so when I get back I hope to be alive to help us all win.

Geexz brandon has you all snowed!

Not so fast. Buttercup can do three things:

- nothing

- make you do nothing

- make you target someone else

Last night the third option is what happened, which is how you ended up targeting DMS.

Buttercup reached out her gloved hand and placed a finger over CP’s lips. “Shhhhhh,” she comforted, “there’s no need for words…just action.” A shiver of excitement ran the full length of CP’s body; she leaned forward to kiss Buttercup, but caught her finger once again. “Not quite yet darling, first I need you to do me a favor.”

“Please,” was all CP could force from her mouth.

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thank you pg for the really nice story.

You must've had so much fun looking for those images! How's you know I like leather :rolleyes: ?

Your welcome, Dear, I did it all for you. And yes, I did have fun looking for the images...came across many that were too saucy to post (but if you want me to send you the links just PM me :lol::P)

I was too sexy for my own good...

You still are! :wub:

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The reason PG had me retract my post was b/c she said I was not supposed to gain my info until the night post (just in case buttercup canceled my actions). And since it depended on the night actions of buttercup, I could have possibly died before being allowed to share the info... so I had to retract it.

Grrr. I am the Narrator, I see all and I know all... kinda

Night1 I checked Ysan... not that it mattered, she immediately outed herself anyway.

Night2 I check CL... She's good

Night3 I checked Itachi... I should've read the thread first <_<

Night4 I checked CP... She is Vizzini... can we please kill her now?

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The reason PG had me retract my post was b/c she said I was not supposed to gain my info until the night post (just in case buttercup canceled my actions). And since it depended on the night actions of buttercup, I could have possibly died before being allowed to share the info... so I had to retract it.

Grrr. I am the Narrator, I see all and I know all... kinda

Night1 I checked Ysan... not that it mattered, she immediately outed herself anyway.

Night2 I check CL... She's good

Night3 I checked Itachi... I should've read the thread first <_<

Night4 I checked CP... She is Vizzini... can we please kill her now?

Yeah, had you been more involved, you could have been more useful! (Like giving me more support on day 2...) But you got the important one on night 4 (though as you see, I had it figured out anyway).

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Grrr. I am the Narrator, I see all and I know all... kinda

Darn you people! What happened to my nifty rule about dueling for the right to claim a role? <_< I rolled the die on you Brandon and you get to live, you lucky sucker! :rolleyes:

Only Fezzik can say who he is since his role was revealed as part of the game. Everyone else must be challenged to a duel...whether you give your correct character name or another one.

*PG shakes her finger at the naughty Florinians*

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Darn you people! What happened to my nifty rule about dueling for the right to claim a role? <_< I rolled the die on you Brandon and you get to live, you lucky sucker! :rolleyes:

Only Fezzik can say who he is since his role was revealed as part of the game. Everyone else must be challenged to a duel...whether you give your correct character name or another one.

*PG shakes her finger at the naughty Florinians*

He was thinking about those leather pants I had on :P

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so who's going to start the vote? Just a little over 6 hours left.

What do you mean "start the vote"? We're just waiting for 2 people to vote (and for Y-san to come back on and change hers - I know she will when she sees the new info since her post last night)

u]Host: S. Morgenstern

Akaslickster – lynched and found to be Miracle Max

Itachi-san – dead, killed by Rugen, revealed as Buttercup

Prince_Marth85 – dead, killed by Roberts

Brandonb - voting for Crazypainter

Frozen_in_Fire – dead, killed by Humperdinck

CrazyPainter voting for - Brandonb

Woon – dead, killed by Vizzini

Mekal

Cherry Lane - voting for Crazypainter

Prof. Templeton – lynched and found to be Humperdinck

Yoruichi-san – revealed as Fezzik - voting for Brandonb

DMS 172 – dead, killed by Vizzini

Star_Tiger

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