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A man comes to a lawyer and offers him $100 to answer a few legal questions. After he asks the questions, he gives the lawyer a $100 bill. When the man leaves, the lawyer realizes that there were actually two $100 bills stuck together.

Now the ethical dilemma: should he split the $200 with his partner?

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he wasnt gonna split the $100, why should he split the $200? what he SHOULD do is give $100 back to the person or at least ask them if they meant to drop him two Benjamins ;D

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he goin to spend those benjamins on lunch what you talkin bout

he wasnt gonna split the $100, why should he split the $200? what he SHOULD do is give $100 back to the person or at least ask them if they meant to drop him two Benjamins ;D
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he wasnt gonna split the $100, why should he split the $200? what he SHOULD do is give $100 back to the person or at least ask them if they meant to drop him two Benjamins ;D

I think that is the joke: the lawyer doesn't consider giving the money back, just whether or not he should split it with his partner - lawyer ethics.

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Posted · Report post

Wait.... then why aren't cookies vegetables?

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But...but....THERE WAS NO FREAKING PARTNER!!! :duh::P:D

*simple...the lawyer should stop his thinking & just give the money to me...:P

**treat for all Smiley lovers!!! :D :D :D

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So....... cookies are vegetables?

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Yes, they are. *nods head wisely*

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What...? Cookies aren't vegetables unless..... Have you asked the UN to rule cookies as vegetables?!?!

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